what would ye di ye were stuck on the island with jack???

*looks at lighted dynamite in hands* dont try this at home... hmm.. ok
*throws dynamite which lands right by chez's feet*

**tries to run but can't because I still can't find my legs**

Oooooh bugger... shock

--KABOOM!!--

Gee thanks a lot, IAP...
stretcher

**gets carried off... again**

you said dont try this at home though! dont blame this on me

*thinks and realizes she is not at home*

eh.....

*runs and fears another evil plot being made against her*

*sits back and laughs head off.....againblowup*
Y does that always happen 2 me? 😠

**dodges bits of APG's head flying everywhere**
Watch it... 🤣

**turns and glares at IAP, then starts thumbing through my '101 Evil Plots' book**

Hmm... where's a good one... 😖hifty:

*starts sticking head back 2gether*
Hmm........Gimme that book
*grabs Chez's book of Plots*

Hey! 😠

Oh well, I've got back-up.

**starts thumbing through '101 Plots of Wicked Pointless Revenge'**

Could come in handy...

*flicking through 101 Evil Plots*
Hmm...This good shit

Uh... great... I think...

**keeps reading**

Put a whoopee cushion in someone's hat... drill holes in the keel of their ship... put superglue in their gun... hmm, some of these are quite good... 😖hifty:

*reading*

Hey urs is better than mine 🙁

*reads book: 101 ways to stop someone who is out to get you*

-put a banana peel on the ground in hope that they will slip on it
-get a fake snake to scare them off
-drInk a milkshake

**sets fire to IAP's book, then keeps reading book of '101 Plots of Wicked Pointless Revenge'**

Hmm... short-sheet their cot... put explosives in their socks... starve a monkey in a box for several weeks then open the box, point at the victim and say "Look! Food!"... hmm... 😖hifty:

MY BOOK!!!!!!!!! you didnt!!!

well i remember one thing: drink a milkshake

alright! i like this!

*drinks milkshake*

i wonder how this is going to help...

wat o?....a fo?......LOL.....
Y M C A du na na na na na Y M C A....*singing*

*backs away from JDF* 😑

**does the same**
🤨 😑

😑.......SCary

✅ 😕
Maybe she's had a long day...

A Long Long Long Long Long Long Long Long Day 🙁

no....i'm suffering from *takes a mighty big breath*
bordom-of-the-boring-olyipmics-on-holiday-and-back-from-that-place-AND-IS-HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPPOOOOOOOOOOO 💃

that made NO scense but ah well 😑
YYYY MMMM CCCC AAAAA da na na na na na na YYY MMM CCC AAAAA