what would ye di ye were stuck on the island with jack???

wwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwww!!! *keeps flying up and up and up*
OW!!!! *bump's head on the moon*.....watch it!!! 😠

*points and laughs*

*all of a sudden comes rocket'ing down again*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
HELP?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Do you need training wheels or something, there, JDF? 😕

**shrugs and keeps drinking rum as JDF comes rocketing back to earth screaming**

*goes through box of stuff I have been colecting*
Hmm...Here we go..TRAININ WHEELS 😄

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! CRASHHHHH!!!!!! *is snapped in half*
.......ow?!........

**winces**

That's gonna hurt in the morning...

*crack's self bak in2 place*........OW?!?!!?!?........i take back that wish!!!!
*rubs head*

*just points and laughs & 4 unknown reasons taked JDF's hat and puts it on Chez*

😱

**runs wearing JDF's hat while JDF is still dazed**

I don't know why I'm doing this, but it's something to do...

**keeps runnin'**

*watches with slight interest*

Ok.....😑

"Slight interest", eh?

**starts turning cartwheels, juggling bottles of rum and singing 'A Pirate's Life For Me', in the key of D along with full orchestra accompaniment and chipmunk background singers, with a sword balanced on the end of my nose while still running wearing JDF's hat**

There... more interesting for you? 😄

JDF: MY HAT!!!!! 😱........where is it?
*looks at Chez*....that hat yer wearing looks kool 😄......where'd ye get it from?.....coz some1 took mine and i gotta get a new'ie 🙁

😕 Oh, I, er, bought it... yeah... in Singapore... um... and... I, uh... have to... go now...

**RUNS**

JDF: singa-WAT??? 😑
oh....ok....cya 😄 *waves*....

*sniggers 2 self*

Singapore is that direction 😄

*point in completely wrong direction then runs after Chez*

**keeps running from JDF**

Gosh, I wonder if she'll ever know that I've taken her hat? 😕

**takes off hat and sees JDF'S HAT written in huge letters inside it**

**also realizes that the hat has been fitted with a tracking device and can be tracked on radar by JDF**

Oooooh bugger... shock

**runs faster**

*starts laughin really loud then stops*...Um yes 😑

*starts runnin after chez*

JDF: i'm not THAT scary!!! *looks at every1 running away* cry
hmph.....*goes 2 singapore and buy's another hat* hmmmmmmmmmmmm it juss NOT the same ❌

**starts praying JDF has forgotten that her old hat has a tracking device and keeps runnin'**

**catches the next ship to anywhere FAR away from JDF before she finds out**