Wow, a lot of bad stuff keeps happening in this thread all of a sudden... 😕 Maybe we're cursed. 😑
**grabs four-leaf clovers, lucky charms, crosses fingers and runs off to live in isolation for the rest of my life**
NOTHING bad will happen to me!! NOTHING, I say... nothing, nothing --
**gets flattened by random water buffalo that suddenly fell out of the sky for no apparent reason [?!]**
That proves it... four-leaf clovers, lucky charms and crossed fingers DO NOT work! 😠
And bugger x36...
**down in hole**
Oh no, not AGAIN... bored
Well, lucky I brought my grappling hook and rope along this time, just in case! 😉
**grabs grappling hook up to the top of the hole, tugs on it, finds it secure and tries climbing up it**
**unfortunately, I don't realize that the grappling hook is "secure" because a man-eating tiger has caught it in its mouth and is not amused**
Oh bugger x40... shock
**keeps climbing up rope obliviously, gets to the top and comes face-to-face with unamused man-eating tiger**
scared Ah-ha... er... I'll just... uh... be going... now...
**tries to run to safety, but misses and falls backwards into the hole, pulling tiger in after me**
That can't be good. shock
Bugger x43.
(Someone wanna organize a funeral for JDF, by the way? 😄 )