what would ye di ye were stuck on the island with jack???

JDF: ........I HAVE A TRACKING DIVICE ON MY HAT DONT I????.....OOOOHHHHHH i remember!!!.....*gets out tracking divice and starts traching Chez down*..MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
vampire

shock Ohhhh bugger... (again)

**jumps on another ship to somewhere else far away, hoping to somehow confuse JDF**

Captain, go somewhere FAR away from here, and step on it!!

JDF: *on ship following* (but is still miles behind)
......hmm........*scratches head*.........this way 😄 *turnes ship in2 the RIGHT direction*

Aughh!

**tries to rip tracking device off of hat, but only rips half the brim off**

Oh bugger. Again... shock

APG: *grabs hat off Chez & smashes trakin device on it but sets hat on fire*

Oh Bugger x2 :/

Oh GOOD one, APG!! 😠

**grabs hat, then remembers it's on fire and drops it with a scream**

**throws half a kiddie's pool on the hat to put it out**

YES! It's ok! The hat's fine... sort of...

**picks up soggy hat, then reads on the inside, "Don't tumble-dry, and do NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, get the hat WET, EVER!!"**

Oh bugger take 3... shock shock

I no😄

*tumble dries it*

Oh wait 😑...Oh bugger x4

**smacks APG upside the head**

Hopeless, that's what you are... hopeless! 😠

**grabs hat and tries to iron it, unfortunately forgetting that the tag said, "Do NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, get the hat WET, EVER!!... OR iron it!!"**

Oh bugger take 5...

*grabs hat and chucks it in2 ocean*
Hmm Not good ............. BUGGER x 6

**watches in horror as shark swims up and eats hat and tracking device**

Oh bugger take 7. 😱

**watches JDF, trailing the tracking device, unknowingly starts following the shark instead**

Well, at least she'll never find us now... hee hee hee...

Yup 😄 *yells at JDF that they did it*
Uh.....Was I meant 2 do that 😑

OH BUGGER x 8 😠

APG!! 😠

**tries to smack APG upside the head again, accidentally knocking spare hat off the edge of the rail and it falls into the ocean where it's eaten by another shark**

Oh bugger take nine...

CHEZ 😠

*hits chez ova head with my hat and causes it 2 go flying ova board*

SHIT 🙁......Uh...I mean BUGGER x 10

Oh great. Now NEITHER of us has a hat. Not even a stolen one. 😠

**turns and accidentally trips over, setting off a bazooka I just happen to be carrying and firing it several times straight through the keel of the ship**

Now the ship is sinking.

Oh bugger x11...

*goes slightly mad and shoots holes in all da life boats*

Oh Bugger x 12

(12 "buggers" in one page... do you get the feeling we're a BAD combination, APG? 😛 )

**sends up distress flares but aims it wrong so it hits the sail instead and sets the whole ship on fire**

Oh bugger x13, the unlucky number...

*jumps of sinkin ship right near the shark that ate JDF's hat*
Bugger x14

**grabs a nearby barrel and holds on, hoping I'll be washed to shore and NOT drown**

Finally, a NON bugger-worthy moment! 😄

**realizes the barrel is full of gun-powder and that a plank of burning wood is falling towards me**

I take that back.

BUGGER x15...!! 😱

*sniggers at Chez & is happy coz I don't think there can be no more buggers as im about 2 b eatin by a shark*
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 😆
*see tidal wave commin in distance*
BUGGER x16

**tries to swim madly away from huge tidal wave**

I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna-- WHOA!! 😱

**gets sucked into a huge whirlpool instead**

Bugger x17... 😠