SCARY stories!!!

Ok! I love hearing really scary stories but my friends don't have any! so send in the scariest stories you can! actually send in any stories! I like funny ones too!!! 😛

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You think I would have some...but i don't have any ones that might not get me banned. i would have to cut parts out.(way to graphic)

Also the funny stories, well i find them funny but trust me you would not. (others in pain, doing just stupid things), like strapping a gecko to a rocket and fireing it into the sky above. by the way it is still alive, me and my friends call it rocket man now.

If i can't say the whole story why say it all.

this one time, in band camp.....

I think I heard that one...laughing

😱 boo!

boohoo.

velho...scary

you are making out with a hot chic, you run your hand up her skirt, and you get a fistful of sausage.

NOOOOOOOOO

never happened to me, but i have heard about it. heres a tip: women do not have adams apples.

lets see, let me think... TRUE STORY (to good to be made up)

Alright, I know this kid who has two dogs, one is a puppy. Since it is a puppy it craps everywhere in the house. Well one day the dog does this right on the middle of the couch. The mother of this home sits down on the couch and is just about to put her hand in it...she sees it and jumps off the seat. She then calls for her son.

The way they have the couch set up is it has it back to an entry. way into the room. Well The son runs down the stairs in his boxers, runs into the room and jumps over the couch and right into the crap. The kid just sits there hopeing no one saw what just happend. Everyone else in the room can not say a word.

After a few minutes the kid sits up. There is crap all over his back it and is in his hair. The kid then walks outside and just stands there and then takes a hose and cleans himself off. All this while i laugh...I hope it put a smile on your face.

the smell of tuna, in one particular place. 😘

That is bad, and i thought my story was bad.

so, about 2 years ago, alex, kyle and I were driving to their gig in alex's van. i was riding shotgun and kyle was in the back, squished between the monitor, a guitar, a bass, and a mass of boss distortion pedals and wiring. we stop at a red light on the intersection of yosemite and dry creek when alex starts hunching over saying that his something feels wrong with his stomach and that i should feel it. i did. it was at that moment that i realized that alex had unzipped his fly and pulled his scrotum out. and that was the scariest thing that happened that night that i can talk about on these boards without getting booted.

true story too, just ask kyle

i have been there. i have seen and smelled the horror and i lived to tell the tale.

I still have dreams, about things like that. Last year I was just drawing some picture then my friend pulled out his scrotum and tells me to draw it. So I did J/k

one time a girl in art class, back in school, was posing so the class could draw her. she wore white pants. it was her time of the month. well, i looked and saw a small red dot in her crotch that grew bigger and bigger and bigger til it was like the size of an orange.

That Sucks

Originally posted by Gravity Kills
I still have dreams, about things like that. Last year I was just drawing some picture then my friend pulled out his scrotum and tells me to draw it. So I did J/k

eww. Thats just wrong.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you are making out with a hot chic, you run your hand up her skirt, and you get a fistful of sausage.

Thanks a lot, you're going to make me have nightmares now 😠 🙁 😘