where was everyone when...

Started by Lord Soth10 pages

Every breath we take, we slowly die. The earth, however, will never die. Even if we **** it up so bad that WE all die, it will eventually revert back to its original status. You can never kill the earth

"Every breath I take,
every move I make.
Every single day,
every time I stay"
(R Kelly, I believe I can fly)

Auw auw auw!! *tries to block ears, then passes Yerssot a big piece of chocolate to make him stop singing*

SuperSayingGoku: you might not be here, but your children's children and so forth are.

Rather than believe the TV news, I believe the things connected to the things I read on KMC... that's right, folks, I believe the MOVIE NEWS! And, according to some of the recent movie news, aliens will attack the Earth in huge disc-shaped ships that look like big black 45-pound weights, and destroy some major cities all around the world, and mankind will be forced to fight for a new Independence Day... then, a rogue comet will crash through an asteroid belt, sending the shrapnel asteroids toward us, and altering the comet's course into a collision course with Earth, leading to certain Armageddon... Bruce Willis will find an alien cloned-girl to fall in love with, and try to deflect the comet's course with that Fifth Element, and if that fails, him and Ben Affleck will fly in a few shuttles, slingshot around the moon in a road-runner thrust move, and drill a hole 800 feet deep on the rock, drop a nuke, and destroy the asteroid...

Just then, the core of the Earth will start to have a meltdown, which will require a team of scientists to use what they learned from Bruce Willis, and drill to The Core of the planet in a special made drill-subterrine (like submarine, only under Earth, not under water), in order to fix the problem... unfortunately, global warming will be so bad by then, that massive storms will erupt all around the world, which will last all thru today, tomorrow, and The Day After Tomorrow...

finally mankind will be forced to search elsewhere for inhabitable planets, they will find one called Fury 8675309 but will be infected by an alien life form, then take off from the planet and send in the marines to nuke the aliens, the marines will lose, and flee and crash on a prison planet, where the aliens will finally be destroyed, but then the government will clone them and the terror will return to Earth.

Another alien species will visit the ever-changing climate of Earth, drawn by heat and conflict, first to the jungles of South and Central America, then to the jungles of South Central LA, USA, and only Arnold Schwarzenneger and Danny Glover are man enough to stop them, and send the Predators back in their time-machine space ships...

When one of those spaceships explodes just outside the Earth's atmosphere, it creates a rip in space-time, that manifests itself in the form of a storm. When one of those crew ships sent to find habitable planets returns from its mission, it investigates the storm, and gets hurtled thru time, crashes on an Earth that has been overcome by intelligent monkeys. In escaping the Planet of the Apes, the people inspire the monkeys to nuke the planet with an Doomsday Bomb, which cracks the Earth in 2, destroying the world...

... then, the Oracle and the Architect meet in the park, reload the Matrix, and try try again...

"things change... always do..."

actually, my singing has improved 😖

Wouldn't know, never heard you sing before ...
But it was ... rather interesting ...

oh, normally it's something better than that ... still the message is great

perhaps we should sing a duet 😱

Originally posted by surf_bunny86
sorry, not my intention to generalise, just watched the news, and it pisses me off each time! its just that no1 seems to care anymore, evryones just living for one's selfm if you know what i mean.

don't watch the news 😎

that's what I do

Originally posted by yerssot
oh, normally it's something better than that ... still the message is great

perhaps we should sing a duet 😱

If we join in a duet, we'd make even the alley cats take cover 😂

the perfect solution to get the turtles to become more active

I'm not quite sure that was God's intention with those ... we might end up in hell ... 😱

wow! haven't even made a song and you're planning a tour 😛

Yeah, singing to Hitler's always been a dream of mine ... 😛

well, lets start working on a song already, the sooner we make one the sooner you can fulfil your dream

You're the poet, what do you suggest?

duets are mostly love songs,... so what about we make some hard rock to start off 😄

Hard rock duet?? So - a kind of masochistic love song 😑 Or just first hard rock and then duet??

you do the singing, I do the guitar 😄

or where you thinking of country? 😖

Country!!??!! Not our task to torture the damned, they have people to do that-

I have a very weak voice * feeble cough* Can't I have the guitar? Please?

good, you passed the first tast, you dislike country 😄

but girls always sing 😖 like in Evenescence... Espen Lin..oh wait ... got the point 😉