What will girls do next?

Right you are! So I AM getting through, am I? 😄 No more dying?

no more 🙁 partypooper

I prefer style saver 😛

it's undeniable ... I have no taste 🙁

Oh, c'mon!! I'm sure it's not that bad ...??

I wanted my hair pink remember 😉

So did I - when I was younger, that is 😄 Don't worry, I'll help you grow up 😄

about time someone offered me some help, thank you 😊

Any time 😄 Where do you wanna start? And how much can you pay?

where to start? you should know 😛
I can pay you in chocolate

Okay then. But no marzipan!

Well, you're my first long distance, never-seen-before patient, so you'll have to start by opening up and really get to tell me what you want from these sessions.

of course not, chocolate only, promise 😄

ah, I see you're an expert in it 😉
well, growing up mentally?

I want a hand shake on that!

Okay. Nice place to start. First of all, I think we might need to talk about jars. How do you feel about jars? And for how long can they keep you amused?

sure *happily shakes hand* there ya go 😄

oooh! I love jars! absolutely! one can keep me interested in them for more than a month! they're so great!

*stares crest fallen at patient*
*stares*
*stares*

I see ... this really is pretty serious.
Let's start with something easier.

Shoe laces?

wooow! don't get me started on that! they are even better than jars! you can tie things, throw it, ...

Okay okay okay!!! Stop!!
Phew!! This is pretty bad, Yerssot, you do know that, right? We might have to replace some of your chocolate with some very heavy medicine!

again? but I haven't stopped taking the green pills yet 🙁

You can keep the green pills, no worries, and then I can give you some blue and pink ones so you won't have to feel bad about not dying your hair. What do you say??

great! the more pills the happier I will be, right?