What will girls do next?

Of course! That's the entire idea! And today's a special offer; with your pills you get this free t-shirt, which is not really a t-shirt, but has these funny long arms that goes all the way round ...

oooh! that t-shirt sounds really great! I wantsssss it

I'll get one for you next time I'll see you. Till then, be a good boy and take your pills, 'kay?? Nighty night!

but I want the t-shirt now 🙁

Here you are, then! Just arrived from the manufacturer! How are the pills working?

they don't taste nice 🙁

Oh ...
And you do look more sad ...
What if you got some chocolate flavoured ones?

I would devour them 😊

Thought so 😄 Here's some! And the blue one's got marzipan inside.

but than I can't share that one with you 🙁

You wanna share??? 😑 Now you get me all soft again -
hmmm ... guess I could take the chocolate-coating, and you could get the marzipan ... would that work?

it would be splendid 😊
*offers the chocolate*

Thanks!

Guess I'm not the best therapist after all, being on medication myself and all ...

but you're doing an excellent job nonetheless 😊

erm... this is the part where I would hug you... considering you slapped me for less already, I won't 😛

Oh, thank you!! You're not too bad at being a patient either 😄

I never slapped you! I just warned you I'd do it if you pinched me! Tut tut, old man, you're getting senile 😛

I got experience in being a mental patient 😄

hmm, guess I need pills for that too already 😖

I can feel that. You're very professional indeed ✅

Weren't that the green pills? 😑

I was even trying to get into an expensive hospital where they would pay me but it didn't work out 🙁

thought that were the yellow ones? 😖

An expensive hospital? 😑 but ... doesn't that mean that you're the one who pays?

Yellow pills!!??!! I need to have a chat with your old doc, this is getting out of hand!!

nono, I was the nut they had to examine, they pay ya for it 😊

what is? you don't like yellow? 🙁