Really stupid warning labels
Komatsu Floodlight:
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Unknown Mattress:
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Unknown Air Conditioner:
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Unknown Blow Dryer:
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Life saving device:
This is NOT a life saving device!!!