On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.