Pirate Party At My House!!!!!

*gets truck in with 40 000 000 000 000 000 million tons of rum*

well drink up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😮‍💨

40 000 000 000 000 000 crates of rum or toons of rum????
*takes 20 then drinx them 1 by 1*

takes rum and sits in corner yo ho yoh ho hey! theres only one person here we need more! my mums gone!!!

apg is coming in exaccerly 1 hour from now!!!!! so she'll b here then and as 4 any1 eles?????.....they'll come 2morrow.....i guess
*still is drinking rum*

How do ye know apg coming in 1 hour?

coz shes a friend!!! she lives about half an hour away from me and we go 2 the same skool!!!!
i thorght i told u that?......oh well.........i'm proberly getting mixed up coz i tell every1 that.............anyway
*finnishes off 20 bottles then sumbles backwards then falls on a$$*
whoopsiez..................

But i thought u said that she had the usa copy of potc...*confused*

Wrong Im here now
*tries to grab all da rum and run off with it but there is 2 much*

Yay ye got a sig!

Who???

Originally posted by Machete_guy
But i thought u said that she had the usa copy of potc...*confused*

no
when i said that i was talking 2 a different porson.....
(((JessieSparrow )))

hello me go to skool with Jdg and Apg i heard that u ate mort (hahahahahahaha bree)

No he threw him back up so now JDG has 2 monkeys LOL

lmfao *goesa on a burning spree burns mort to death* how do ye like ya monkeys charcoaled or cremated!!!!

*looks shocked*
First u try burning jack now mort not 2 menchen burning K4P 2 death but we where all cheering that on LOL

*yep i've got 2 monkies noe juss go 2 the other pp 2 find out!!!!

LOL

Can i buy your monkey off ye for this piece of used chewing gum that i found 10 years ago in a toxic waiste dump?

LOL
yeah totally......NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! HA! i may b blond but i'm not that stupid!!! *skulls down 2 bottles of rum at the same time*

Im so drunk that i forgot what rum is...