Pirate Party At My House!!!!!

no pirate 4gets what rum is around me *puts a bottle in his mouth then tips his head back*
thats rum ye stupid pirate!!! *starts laughing*

*cough* *splutter* Aaarggh..mmmmm rum

Hey 'I_Hate_Cusack' hasnt joined yet HE PROMISED HE WOULD AARGGH!

give him a slap from me if he dosn't come soon then!!!!!!
*takes another swig then go's 2 get mort and cheeco*

Lol ill come to school tommorow and slap him and hell say what the fu*k did you do that for..and ill say oh that was from johny.d girl..yeah tottally he''ll probably punch me in the gut. Lol i think ill actually do that.

LOL
juss punch him back!!!!!
i was joking tho....but yeah ye can di that if ye want....i'm not stopping ya

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!! *Jos runs in the room* Did i hear there was ANOTHER party on!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!??!?!?!? YAYAY! *Grabs Rum & starts drinking. Jack the Cannibal Monkey Joins her, eyeing M_G's ankles off...drooling*

'runs into tread'
wooow whats going on here.
'looks around'
youre guys are all drunk.
'sits down and graps 20 bottles of rum'
hi jdg.

(I dont feel like being Jack here so Im just Jess)
*runs into room* H-*slips smacks into pole* ow *curse curse curse* that hurt! *stands up grabs rum takes swig* better *sits*

hello....

My head hurts..ergh

Hey mind if I join?
walks in and sites down watching everyone else.........slowly drinks rum in a calm manner first impressions are everything after all. 🙂

*Shoots starlicious star*firstn impression HA! that sounds like a threat *collapses

a new person comes 2 kmc and u shoot him/her??????
ye should be thankful that he/she came here!!! *slaps machete then sits next 2 simone and steals 1 of her bottles*
g'day mattie......how b things???

Its clear to me that someone had a lil to much rum 🤣

But I can be just as pirate like as you can......... 🍺 🍺 🍺
Does a lil dance 💃 .....runs into wall

*looks at SLstar wierdly then shakes head*drunk
ye need 2 "use ur head" as machete told me once (((lol then he fell of the bloody ship LOL)))
*finishes off bottle then gets up and strats looking 4 jos*
joooooooooossssss??????.........*c's her behind rum barrle*.....wot ye doin there mattie????????

..ow!

another ziggie?........i'm not evan gonna try and keep up with them all now!!!!!.....but yes.....i like that 1!!! its kool!
*still looking at jos but she says nothing*
fine then b that way! hmph (joke.....LOL)
*gos off and gets another bottle of rum and takes a long swig*

*hiccup* hi every.... *hiccup*....body!
hold up you there jdg!
you stole one of m.... *hiccup* ....y bottles whit rum!!! *hiccup*
oh here you go....*hiccup*...!
*trows a lot of bottles to jdg*

*walks in 2 find Jack da monkey eating M_G's ankle*
Ok
*leaves 2 get drunk somewhere where there aint cannible monkeys*