funny T-shirts

fight crime... buy a gun

My two favorite teams are Oregon and whoever's playing Washington

I dance naked in front of my web cam

Milk sucks. Got beer?

Who wants to marry a hundredaire?

What would Jesus do (for a Klondike bar?)

I fought the lawn and the lawn won

50 isn't old if you're a tree

Die yuppie scum

Eat beans--America needs the gas

i see no t-shirts cry

👆 RATM...
I have funny shirts 🙂

We've gotten over our schizophrenia.

5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions.

I used to have trouble finishing things but now I

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nobody is perfect.....i'm nobody. 😂
look! don't touch. nono

I'm ^ here 😛

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Boys are stupid throw rocks at them. 😖mart:

oh yeah I remember that 😂

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

here's one of my cousin's shirts

Work harder....Millions of people on welfare depend on you

Crazy enough for a post office job

don't upset me....I am running out of places to hide the bodies

I bought a great t-shirt for a friend. It had written on it "Idiot proof!" and the arms where stitched closed at the shoulders....

Should have seen him trying to put it on! 😂

this is a bad one

necrophilia

When one has the urge to crack open a cold one

i saw one one time:

are you checking me out or are you reading my shirt?

I own that one

it was in the ladies department 😕

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^The Man

V The Legend 🙄