"I wish I could CTRL-ALT-DELETE you."
"It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt.........then it's hilarious."
"Looking For A Friend? Keep Looking."
"As you are standing here talking to me, I want you to understand that I will be making fun of you as soon as you leave."
"Your lips are moving but all I hear I blah blah blah."
"It's cute how you think I'm listening."