OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Pirate Of The Week!

Started by ¤Freak-N-Lost¤103 pages

It is 😐

wat is?

"the dark matter" confused1

It powers light. But cannot be seen. It could be energy..........or..........it..could be.....................MATTER! 😐

Or it could be Cheese...bow down to the Cheese!!!!! MWAHA-- damn, padded cell walls don't echo....well THAT just takes ALL the fun outta an evil Laugh!!! How's it meant to be evil if it ain't gonna ECHO?!?! Stupid padded cell walls, stupid solitary confinement. Stupid one-legged penguin that only eats cheese......Purple pill....The voices are back.

hysterical

The penguin has a synthetic leg...chicken wing

WOW....

AAAAAAAH!

No. The voices say no! So i say no! no chicken! Nope, no chicken. The rubber chicken got sacrificed last week. It was no longer useful. It had to be sacrificed to the Cheese. But that's when the banana got ANGRY! How was I suppose to know that the BANANA & the CHICKEN had a THING going?!?! So it turned out the banana was rather pissed that we'd off-ed it's mate, so it decided to get revenge. It bit me...then locked KtL in the gardeners shed down the back. I don't know how she's doing....The voices say she is well tho. I believe the voices.

In early year 8, me and my athiest friends made a religion called Cheesum, there was the equivlent to Satan and God, The Blue Cheese, and the Gold Cheese. Different people worshiped different cheese gods.

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