OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Pirate Of The Week!

Started by Machete_guy103 pages

Pirate Of The Week!

Ello mi fellow chums, this is a small little contest to see who can be the puirate of the week.
whoever acts most like a pirate in 1 a week or less gets nominated as pirate of the week 😄 ill break ot som rum to start it off Todays Monday!!!!!!🍺

(ill nominate 😄 and if im gone ye can all vote the best pirate)

arrgh g'day mattiez!!!!!
z'ere a party on????.......bloody hope so
*mort the gay munki comes in and cheeco stays in pp*
(((we r aloud 2 have munkiz in ere aint we???)))
*drinks till she has a pot belly* awwww yummy rum! where the bloody hell is apg???

😂 😆 good

Argh she went the scallywag she is..she aint on me user cp aaarggh i need som Boo's *drinks 2 bottles of rum* AARgHh i need more!! WHERE THE BLODDY HELL IS THE RUM???

i'm not gone ye silly gulumph!!!!!! (lol)
and the rum is right-*points but c'z no rum*
nooooooOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!!! no no no nooooo this can't happen!!!!!! *gos looking 4 rum........c'z it behind non-existant table* arrgh there it is!!!!!! *grabe 3 and skulls them all*
yp ho yo ho a pirates life 4 me!!!!.....*jdg and cheeco sing it then jdg stops*.....i didn't no u new this song cheeco?!?!?!?!?!?!
Cheeco: *shrugs*.....meh ah well.....bloody keep drin-*hick*....drinking mattie
JDG: starts 2 have a drinking comp with cheeco but cheeco wins*
arrgh....*BURP* bloo-*hick*....bloody munkiz!!!!......*trips over machetes feet* watch were ur -*hick*....ur goin bloody ungreatful.........PIRATE!!!!!..........

APG: *walks in followed by Rummy the gay er bi monkey*
ARRGH U BLOODY ICKY WRONG.,... THING I THOUGHT I BLOODY LOCKED U IN THE CLOSET
*goes back and shoves Rummy in the closet*
Bloody Thing!!
*grabs rum and drinks self 2 sleep*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*wakes up*
Awww head ache
*moans and complains 4 the rest of the day*

..Argh..bloody pirates!!!!!!!

pirates rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*grabs ason and ties him to the floor* argh giv me yer rum! *takes his rum* arrghh

*breaks free* giv mi it bak * takes it off machete guy*

*Climbs up sail and puls out sword* Aaragghh if ye want it come and ge' it' ye scallywag!!!

i already hav it *takes out a sword*

*Throws sword through adons head*AAraghh i Win ye ScallYWag!*hick* Are ye cursed now...cuz if ye are i dont win...

aye i am *takes sword out*

hitler

hello

....Aye....damn you *runs away to try and find meddalian to get cursed*

Hello...are ye a pirate?

wat ye be doin savvy ye be a bloodyscallywag for startin this here thread*sculls down rum* ye be a bloody scallywag dat be aight i call ye a scallywag

*waves medelion infrount of machete's face*
i have 1 but u need 2 get 1 out of the chest itself!!!! nanananananananananananan!!!!! *guzzles down rum*