from Dawn Of The Dead.............
Big Guy:- Yeh but he needs food coz if hes too weak to make it to the truck then we gonna have to leave him.
Truck Driver:- Leave him? We could use a guy like him.
Matt Hoffman Look-alike:- OK OK, we all draw straws and the loser runs through the zombies over to his shop with a ham sandwich.
(You'll have to watch dawn of the dead to understand this joke).
The Grand Theft Auto series has some truly awesome gags in it.
My favourite bit of any Grand Theft Auto game is when you first get the game, just park up somehwre and just listen to the fantastic soundtrack. Vice City had one of the best soundtracks I have ever heard in any game ever (licensed soundtracks that is).
Who remembers Ghostbusters, and its sequel?
Some cool quotes in those movies.
(GB2 Courtroom scene)
Louis (addressing the jury): "Your honour, ladies and gentlemen of the, the audience. So the blackout was bad for everybody, I was stuck in an elevator and had to make up the whole time, but I don't blame them (points to Ghostbusters), because one time I turned into a dog and they helped me, thankyou."
(GB1 Finale):
Venkman: "Mr. Stay Puft is cool he's a sailor hes from New York, if we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble"
not really a joke...but from "The Godfather part one"
right after killing a man, this guy tells the other guy he's working with:
"Leave the gun, take the canolli" in the context of the movie, it's so hysterical to see that even though they just murdered someone they knew, they're only worried about their canollis.
GTA3 that guy on Double Cleff FM.
"Ahhhh, and now more music from the 60's, 1760's that is...harf harf harf harf harf."
or on chatterbox when hes talking to fernando.
"Exactly Laslow, i know what you are like, a wonderer, a dreamer, a man with needs. But An IDIOT! and i can save you, and i can save your marridge."
Originally posted by botankus
Major: Who are these people?
Private: They're from my favorite television show, The African-American hour. It's funny, but it makes you think.Funny scene, would have to have seen the movie to laugh.
oh man I know what ya mean, its hilarious how Major Thorn asks the guy and the guy turns to Bilko and Bilko looks away casually to let the guy take the blame lol
Originally posted by JosieD.
"But why is the rum gone???"
haha anyone here see that part? I luv johnny depp!!!! 😄
Yeh that bit rocks. I just love it when you see him on top of the sails on his ship at the start, looking all brilliant and stuff, then the camera zooms out and you see his ship just sinking, thats just hilarious.