confession booth

Originally posted by Lianslo
one time (when i was much younger) my dad was cleaning the top of the shutters by our windows outside...and there were these baby birds on top...and my dad let them fall to the ground, and they got crushed, and died.....i bawled for hours

cry those sure as hell aren't tears of joy...
that's so sad! Your dad hopefully wasn't thinking... or did he do it purposedly? 🙁

I confess that I spill the milk when I was 6 years old! It wasn't the dog it was me! Me!! ME!!!!

i used to shoot birds with my pellet gun. unfortunately for the birds, i was a deadeye.

i don't think he did it on purpose....actually i can't remember....part of me wants to say he knew they wouldn't make it and let them die...OH WAIT! i got it now (i think the story just got sadder actually) a few of them fell to the ground and died (accidentally), so then there was only like one left, and my dad knew he wouldn't make it alone, so he killed it.....i'm feeling sad just thinking about it

poor little birds.

i always imagined there tiny skulls being crushed 🙁

🙁

now i've gone and made everybody sad!

i dropped the screw in the tuna

i picked it up.

I once punched a wall and put a huge hole in it and i said I tripped and fell into the wall.

i once punched a wall, but hit the 2x4 stud.

One time I pissed in an empty bottle and threw it at a guy I hated at the time. (though I was friends with him years later)

once at a party, me and my friends pissed all night in a big ozorka water bottle. when this prick we didnt like showed up, we told him and his buds it was beer and they drank it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

I once pushed my friend out of a second floor window. There was a pool below us.

once a guest jumped from the third flor of my hotel into the 3 ft section of the pool.

I was pretending to be a gangster before and was using all sort of pimp talk, and jokingly called somebody a n!gga, then realised that the guy I said it to was black, and got reallly offended.

I was in primary school (9 years old), and was falling asleep, and the girl sitting next to me tried to wake me up, but I wasnt having any of it, and got frustrated and swung my fist out (still half asleep, I didnt know what was going on), and gave her a bloody nose.

I was out clubbing one night a few months ago, and it was really crowded, so when I started dancing, I didnt know who was behind me and accidently hit a girl really hard in the face.