confession booth

Another true story in my life
There was this one time that, I was drinking at this camp ground and a cop drove by. all I did was wave to him with my beer, And he took it away and drove me back to my camp site. And he made sure I stayed there the whole night.

did he touch you in your special nono naughty place? 😆

No, he stayed in his car

But I think he wanted me to go hang out in the car too

sure he did..... 😉

Ok Fine, you right...I felt so violated

😆 😆 ...did he use his nightstick on you?

It was long and wide

😄 now i'm scared. HE was using his nightstick?? Did he have his handcuffs as well 😂

did you get a reach around?

I once flashed a woman in a car ( I was only 10 years old at the time)

and a whip

I beginning to think this was not a real cop

Did you have to pay the cop???
Or did you get him from the yellow pages??

Who told you?

I need to talk about something else now...

I once told my grandma to shave her moustache

me too.

I also just cheated on my Community Service...shhh...don't tell anyone

i confess...i like boobies.

Thats news to me

really? hmmm.....