The SuperShadow giggletime happy thread!!!

Started by Imagawa666249 pages

This is basically now a ss bashing thread. Thank god too!

Hey, Shadow. Please post this time. (SuperShadow: As you so wish.) Why didn’t I read anything about Jaina and Jacen Solo in the sequel trilogy plot thing? (SuperShadow: Lucas hasn’t added all the children to the sequel plots yet. Jaina and Jacen may not exist in Lucas’ vision.) Also, I found a plot error in the sequel trilogy.

Ten thousand Jedi from the prequel trilogy shouldn’t be able to be able to come back as ghosts. If Qui-Gon Jinn can’t appear in Return of the Jedi Qui-Gon shouldn’t be able to come back in Episode 9. (SuperShadow: Intriguing theory, but you are mistaken. With the destruction of the dark side, there are no more limitations on the Jedi. The deceased Jedi can now easily make contact with the living.)

And did ALL of them even know how to come back? (SuperShadow: The will of the Force allowed them to return as spirits to celebrate the final end of the dark side.) Thanks. SS rocks. (SuperShadow: SS rages on that hottie road.)

Hey Shadow , did you ever notice that the city lights of Coruscant from space look somewhat like crop circles? Or was that intentional? (SuperShadow: Glad you noticed. Lucas and I decided to make it look like Coruscant had giant crop circle shaped things on the surface of the planet. A little inside joke between Lucas and I. We often joke around about extraterrestrials because we know said aliens can’t do anything to us for mocking them.)

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omg, this "supershadow" must be clearly insane, i mean, he puts darth sidious at the top of being the alltime most powerfull sith, i know why, its because he can do force lightning, big deal, Revan is number 9!!!!

Also, if u listen to what Kreia says, many of the sith before KOTOR were tremendously powerful, so, i think that sidious wouldnt be at the top, followed by Vader...

Originally posted by darthrevan89
Do any of you guys realize that this thread is the longest in the entire EU section?

Is there something wrong with that?

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!
"The Phantom Menace the most popular of the Star Wars films? (SuperShadow: It’s beloved by countless millions.) HA! You are kidding me! (SuperShadow: No joke.) Yes it made $400 + plus million dollars in the theaters. So what? (SuperShadow: The only way to objectively compare movies is to compare their respective box-office grosses from around the world.)

When a movie is costing $ 8 - 10 per ticket in the late 1990s, it is a lot easier to do than in 1977. (Incidently, Star Wars: A New Hope sold twice as many tickets as your precious Episode 1 $2.25/ticket). The Phantom Menace is known as one of the most over-hyped movies of all time. (SuperShadow: Not true. Something is over hyped if it doesn’t meet expectations. The Phantom Menace blew people away and disappointed not a single soul.)

No, I won't ***** at George Lucas for this. The Phantom Menace was a story of exposition that needed to be told to move the prequel trilogy along. And now that the trilogy is complete, Episode 1 is a better movie, but it cannot stand along as anything "Star Wars worthy" because it was easily the worst one in the series. (SuperShadow: Bad movies don’t make close to one billion dollars at the box office. You live in a strange little world where nobody cares about your insipid opinions.)

Now you are entitled to your opinion, Mr. Shadow Man, but pawning off your opinions as fact (especially by using movie gross dollars as a measuring stick) is stupid, irresponsible and makes me question your intelligence. (SuperShadow: The greatest genius of all time can never be questioned. In case you’re wondering: I AM the greatest genius of all time.)

Whether my opinion is important to you or not, the two top Star Wars movies (TO ME, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH FOLKS DISAGREEING WITH THIS) are The Empire Strikes Back and (although there are many plot holes) Revenge of the Sith. Does this bother you? Well, I don't care. (SuperShadow: Does it bother me that one tard out of millions of fans thinks the way you do? No, it doesn’t bother me. It makes me laugh. How lonely you must be.)"

Charles Bronson: AAAAAAAAHH!!! WHOA!! WTF!! 😱 Supershadow got so dissed and he doesn't even know it! Mickey Mouse thinks that he could talk back but his comments only make him look like an idiot!!
Yes, Super you are the greatest genius ever, too bad you never have an argument to any of your opinions because you are just plain retarded. AAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAhh!!!!!!

Another thing:
"One more comment on the Palpatine/Force lightning disfigurement debate. Maybe the Force lightning interacted with the kyber crystal around his neck and caused the disfigurement. (SuperShadow: Pure genius on your part. The crystal could have caused what happened to Sidious. I love this idea. It will be forwarded to Lucas.)"

They keep talking about the stupid magical kiber crystal wich Lucas only had in one of his star wars rough drafts, I don't understand why they keep pretending it is existed in the movies, or am I mistaken??? 👽

George Lucas: Shadow is one of the nicest guys you could ever hope to meet. He’s the guy I call at 4 A.M. in the morning when I get a great idea. Shadow has been invaluable in helping me create the prequel trilogy over the past ten years. Shadow is now helping me develop the Star Wars television shows.

Shadow is the foremost Star Wars expert because he knows everything there is to know about Star Wars. I’m not very familiar with the expanded universe, but Shadow has memorized every possible fact associated with the expanded universe. Shadow can answer any and all questions about Star Wars.

Shadow is a documentary film maker by trade. He makes films that focus on paranormal phenomena like ghosts, bigfoot and extraterrestrials. Shadow is currently the most heralded film maker in his genre. He has won every possible award for his work. Shadow is in my daily prayers because he has brought so much joy and wonder to my life. I can’t imagine living without Shadow.

YEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, Supershadow really sounds like a nice guy...
Lucas was stoned that day?

"Lucas" is probably high on a lot of things!

Originally posted by Ogami Itto
"Lucas" is probably high on a lot of things!

Yea, but imagine the prequels without Shadow!!

most people do!! despite his claims i would say a rather insignificant percentage of sw fans would be aware of him!
i mean people who just go to the movies and don't spend their time on the internet looking up star wars!! NONE of my friends who like star wars know who he is and if they do its because of me. lol

Originally posted by Ogami Itto
most people do!! despite his claims i would say a rather insignificant percentage of sw fans would be aware of him!
i mean people who just go to the movies and don't spend their time on the internet looking up star wars!! NONE of my friends who like star wars know who he is and if they do its because of me. lol

Even if al he made was a joke, there are still people who copy/paste his crap when they accidently click by, therefor he IS an ass.

Mickey Mouse must have had a day off, he wrote a lot of story's these day's!!
"George Lucas: You have so many smart questions." Easily impressed, pointing out that he is a moron.

"George Lucas: We will release the Revenge of the Sith DVD on November 1, 2005. I expect each fan to buy multiple copies of the DVD. Buy as many copies as you can. We need the funds to pay for the Star Wars TV shows. " Yes, I will do that because I'm insane like that!

"Hay! I am a fan from Sweden and I love the old trilogy! But there is one thing I hate! There is no Jar Jar Binks in Episode 4, 5 and 6. If you makes an another Special Edition of Episode 4, 5 and 6 could you cut Jar Jar into it?" I agree, let Jar Jar explode in the 'Empire strikes back', then it would really be the greatest movie ever!!!!

"George Lucas: I receive comments similar to yours all the time. Young fans write in about how awe inspiring the prequels are as compared to the weaker original films. 99 % of the young fans feel that the prequels are vastly superior to the old films. I think we can all agree on this. The special effects of the prequels are so spectacular that they make the old films look like mud slung on the side of a cave." George, you keep saying the same stuff, are you getting senile?
bashing off his own movie... :headshakingly laughing:

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OOH!! Great story by Mickey Mouse!
"George Lucas: You are a bitter, bitter person. I can imagine how difficult your life must be. It would seem that you have to battle the entire world on a daily basis. I feel sorry for you and you will be in my prayers. It is sad that you are not smart enough to recognize how important digital effects are to bringing the new Star Wars films to life.

It would be impossible to make the prequels without computer animation. The prequels would look as awful as the old films if we didn’t use digital-computer effects. I hope you come to your senses one day. You need to find a doctor and take very strong medication. Hopefully, your insanity can be controlled. "

HAAAAAHAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! George Lucas, have you really lost your mind this time??? You are not George, you are Wacko Jacko right??? RIGHT?!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

"George Lucas: Fans who try to find plot errors are guys making minimum wage flipping burgers. Now that’s the truth. If the truth hurts, then go back to school and get better jobs. You people waste many hours trying to find plot mistakes that are non-existent. The fans love me no matter how I might treat some of them. I love the fans who remain quiet and always accept my vision for what it is."

Man, his claims are so outrageous!! How does George know all these people who will try to find the elusive plot errors? Is George Santa-Claus perhaps?

Originally posted by Darth_Rankkor
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Okay.. You have NOW officialy become SS'd. 👽
PS. I am George Lucas..

Isn't it funny how SuperShadow and the Third Riech have the same initials? (SS)

Many traitors from my country joined the s.s. but that's besides the point but SuperDuper is kind of a dumb nazi who really thinks he is better than others, too bad that in real life he looks like a balloon but his imaginary world is better than nothing I guess..

Hey in case that anybody is wondering, like Mickey Mouse I have a lot of spare time too, that's why I posted so much here.. 🤺

My personal opinion on why I think he is a waste of life:

Basically it all comes down to the fact that I could never do what he does. Meaning the continous lies on his site, and the amount of time he puts into it. I could never do that, I would get quickly bored with it after about a week and he has been doing it for what....6 years?

As much as I think he is total fookin idiot, sometimes I really wonder what events in his life that transpired, or didn't transpire for him to turn into the biggest sorriest fraudulent nerd on the internet. I wonder what the people that know him, and what they think of him. Because he has done some things that have caused him to get into some serious sh*t, and others that should have, but got away with. He is making fraudulent interviews, and that is bad news. I think that is what journalist call 'libel', and I think he could get sued for it.

Typical day for him:

Wakes up
masterbates
eats his fruity pebbles
kisses grandma goodbye
masterbates thinking about grand ma
goes to work for like 6 hours
comes home
masterbates
(during pre rots release) steals photos and news
answers and makes up BS questions
masterbates
eats dinner
plays with his toys
masterbates
goes to sleep in his race car bed

Ahem.
I’m a new registry, or as I stated to one of the senior members, lowly.
Rest assured, I’m not the “great pretender” who has obviously pissed
off this Council.
gathering
I’ve been following this event, and the telling of tales at his site.
This appears to be “rather Sith like”, even defamatory.

I too was,…………….duped……………………….. by his site.
Not of his hogwash about knowing the great one, but the parts about
what Sith slew who and the like.
I never read into his personal relationship with Mr. G.
Sorry, I won’t practice using his name [Mr. G]loosely, especially when
referencing some insentient being [SS] from beyond the outer rim
or outer limits, which ever is the more appropriate.

Anyway, I’m interested to know if the informant who indicated
he knew SS in high school had ever published his email address
to this Order, or at all.

It occurs to me that, the ongoing posting of rudiment facts will better
serve this Order than to throw verbal rocks at him.
He will merely avoid this site, or turn off his unit, or ever demand his
cohorts never visit this site nor speak of it.
But he can’t hide at home.

That’s where he should bear the burden first, as well as most.
I’ve noticed other sites are starting to make mention of this incident.
I’m not sure if was a member of this Council or the will of the Force,
but know that the word IS growing.

Have ANY of the members of THIS Order found a way to contact
the informant or seen his address published.
As a measure of fact finding, I’m hard pressed to contribute
other known entities, who may know and assist in holding this
“pretender” (obviously a euphemism for liar) accountable.

I seek, if I may, to bring here to this Order the further findings of fact
as they are revealed or I can uncover them.

After extensively following this topic, I feel compelled to find out.
Why?
Consider these points:

This Order has an active Petition in act as we speak right?
Why would the Council condone the usage of………….well,
self gratification let us say, in the same forum as frequent mention of MR. G?
Will this lend itself to the further addition of signatures?

Next, when the levels of energy, anguish, etc., compel you to arrive at a
a whopping 80 pages of correspondence, could you unknowingly create
copycat perpetrators?

And finally, if Mr. G were to see this, would he share your humor.
Selfishly, I’ve not had this much enjoyment in a public flogging forum
for quite a time.

OK.
If it is the Council’s will to tear me a new @$$,
then I bow to Council’s will. 😮 😮

Hahaha, I too believed the nonsense for a minute or so, I just couldn't imagine someone making up millions of pages, he is so psychotic, whatever he took I want it too!!

Guess who wrote this message to Shadow!!! It was me!!! HAHAHA!!!

"Shadow, you must halt your scoring for a minute (SuperShadow: Not likely. Scoring is always at the top of my list.) because it is time to stop George. He claims people who try to find plot errors are losers! (SuperShadow: You expect me to say these kinds of fans are winners?! Who wastes even one second looking for plot mistakes?)

Indirectly he is offending you too! (SuperShadow: Criticism is the best form of flattery. Lucas worships the ground I walk on.) P.S. I think you are the coolest guy on the planet, but George has some major issues! (SuperShadow: SS is legendary. I’m the only famous Star Wars fan on this planet. Everyone knows about me and my unparalleled genius. Lucas is frustrated with some of the fans because they are never happy. No matter what Lucas does he can’t win all the fans all the time.)"

I now have total obedience of Mickey Shuttle!! I am now ruler of his tiny universe, this is score number 2 against Shadow..
PS. I did not even read what he said to me because he's a total retard, I don't even care, I just want to annoy him, har har har!!!