I really shouldn't share this because i'm sure you'll all think that it's gross, and worst...you'll think i thought of it. But here goes.
yesterday I was at a bar watching the Lakers game with a friend, and he was talking to me about needing time off of work. Well the excuse that he had to get off work was...
He was going to get a girl to artificially inseminate him so he could have an anal baby...that way he could get maternity leave.
Really gross, but freaking hilarious when he said it.