whats the weirdest thing you can think of right now.

what am i going to do over the summer...?

genital gonahreic mumps on my pet dogs face🙁

claire is weird 😐

you dont wanna know
or do you?

😐

Sitting in a basement in your pyjamas, listening to the 'Oscar Myer' theme song drinking a brocoli milkshake playing one person Monopoly.

Some guys shaking hands then they fall off and join the army...

You are the reason men fall in love.

its so true!!

thinking of lamas ruling the earth...

if i was a lama, i would want to rule the earth too 👆

Erotic Donkey Shows

nice...

i can think of myself eating my socks

orangatang titties

😑

This is very bizzare indeed... all I can think of is everyone all of sudden turning into killer birds and waging war against each other until only one bird is left, eventually he'll die I would supposed, and then we're all screwed becuase Earth is empty and devoid of life.

Fattie thick neck Jr.

The Penguins are REVOLTING!

honsetly i keep thinking that one day i might get shot.