Teen Titan RPG

~every episode of Teen Titans begins with a "day in the life of..." segment before the real story begins. Thusly, Chibifire and I will roleplay our daily lives until the real story begins ~

* Jinx puts down her bottle of nailpolish and blows on her fingernails *

"You know, now that I actually have to pay for this stuff, its not nearly as much fun to put it on..."

"Why do you paint your nails? Is this some ancient Earth custom wherein you apply warpaint before you assault an enemy, like in that Braveheart movie? Will we be required to charge into battle sans undergarments so that we can frighten our enemies with our naked posteriors?"

"What's a Braveheart?"

"Mel Gibson is almost as dreamy as Captain Bucky O'Hare, except that Mel Gibson is not green and does not have rabbit ears."

*Chibifire's eyes take on a forelorn look as she reminisces about her beloved Bucky O'Hare*

*Jinx bonks Chibifire on the head with a fan*

"I don't know what age you start dating on whatever planet it is you're from, but I'm sure that you're far too young to be dating a corpse"

*Jinx takes out a paintpen and begins writing on her now dried fingernails*

(Just letting you know, Jinxy, that I sent the troublemaker from earlier a warning...sorry to interrupt...)

*Chibifire's look of forlorn longing has changed to a look of fearful surprise*

"Dating a corpse? Bucky O'Hare is not a corpse! He is the greatest anthropomorphic rabbit hero this galaxy has ever known!!!"

*Chibifire starts to cry, her tears soaking her schoolgirl unifirm*

"Did I say corpse? I meant um... of corpse he is still live! I'm sure that he is out there, right now, eating a carrot as big as a this sofa"

* Jinx swings her arms out and spills nailpolish all over the sofa *

"Aw crud, hey chibifire, any of them laserbeams that you shoot from your every orafice any good at taking stains out of burlap?"

*Chibifire immediately snaps out of her tearful reverie*

"Of course, Jinx, I would be happy to naively misinterpret your innocent request and disintigrate the sofa!"

*Chibifire proceeds to set fire to the sofa with her starbolts*

~Ok everyone in the tower at this point as you two have already started acting~
::Jason walks in seeing Chibi and Jinx rambling on about something and takes a seat reading a book::

* Jinx jumps off the sofa as Jason sits down*

"Chibifire, you cad, go get some water before this whole place burns down! Oh hey, Jason, what's up?"

"Ooh, I'm so sorry! Hey, if I rupture the sewer pipes, then the raw sewage will certainly extinguish the flames!"

*Chibifire blasts a hole through the floor approximately five feet to the right of the sofa. There is a momentary rumbling, after which a geyser of offal douses the room, extinguishing the sofa fire*

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"ahh!!! what are you two doing!!"
::runs to try and seal the hole::

* Jinx, coverd with a rainbow of refuse, wipes off her face and growls at Chibifire*

"You idiot! Look what you did to these clothes I stole! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find size -1 pants?"

* Jinx fires a blast of negative energy at the ceiling above Chibifire's head, causing it to crack and crumble *

:😖tops the ceilling from collapsing with telekinetics::
"ok destroying more will not solve anything"

"Ahh, a geyser of sewage! Let us partake in the ancient Earth custom of frolicking in a sprinkler, except we shall substitute a sprinkler with this geyser of sewage!"

*Chibifire proceeds to frolick in the putrid mess that she has made of the living room*

"Oh... my... god.... Do they like have no sense of shame on whatever terrible planet it is you come from chibifire?"

* With great effort Jinx pushes the still flaming sofa ontop of the guiser of gooeyness*

*Chibifire is caught in mid-frolick as the geyser of waste is suddenly cut off. She is momentarily confused, but quickly begins to pout*

"Oh Jinx, you never did love me like a real man!"

*Chibifire runs crying from the room, leaving a trail of sewage behind her*

"Ugh, I still have no idea why we even let her join us"

* Jinx rolls her eyes as she wrings out her hair over a box of chibifire's stuffed animals *

* Jinx storms off to her own room, leaving another trail of sewage behind her as well *

*Chibifire assumes that Jason has disappeared to his room, and so she runs there to seek comfort from him. Unfortunately, he is not his room, and so Chibifire has covered the room in sewage in vain*