Teen Titan RPG

* Jinx storms into Jason's room and hops right into his shower, clothes and all *

"I can't believe you did that chibi, now Jason's room is going to stink for weeks!"

*In despair, Chibifire falls on Jason's bed and begins to beat her fists ineffectially against his pillow, shattering his headboard and smattering feces on his bed burlaps*

"Oh Bucky, I miss you so much..."

*Chibifire launches into a crying jag*

* Jinx leaves the shower running, and steps out onto the tile *

"Chibi, dont you know that's where Jason goes to ma..."

* Jinx slips on the wet floor and bangs her head on the toilet *

*Chibifire, still covered in tears and feces, goes to investigate the noises from the bathroom, and sees Jinx lying on the ground unconscious*

"Ooh, is this an ancient Earth custom in which we render ourselves unconscious?"

*Chibifire slips on a bar of soap and bangs her head on the wall*

* Jinx slowly regains conciousness and stumbles back up onto her feet *

"Ow, my head..."

* Jinx looks around and seeks Chibifire half lodged into the wall *

"P.U. girlfriend, I don't know how someone so small could still smell so funky"

* Jinx picks up Chibifire and dumps her non-ceremoneously into the bathtub *

*Chibifire splutters awake in a pool of soap and filth*

"Oh no, with the removal of my offal covering I am now susceptible to deadly ultra-violet rays! You'll pay for this, Jinx!"

*Chibifire gives Jinx a menacing look*

* Jinx rolls her eyes at Chibifire *

"Yeah, its too bad that Tamerians feed on solar energy like those two homos Superman and Birdman"

* Jinx saunters out of the bathroom and begins sifting through Jason's drawers *

*Chibifire splutters in protest*

"Well, a girl like you might not mind getting all wrinkly and corroded before your time, but I wasn't born ugly!"

"Ooo, aren't you just the little firecracker today? Maybe you need to cool off!"

* Jinx turns the hot water in the tub off and the cold water all they way up to the max *

*Chibifire shrieks and leaps out of the tub, nearly poking out Jinx's eye in the process*

"Chibifire! Put some clothes on before we end up getting a NC-17 rating over here!"

* Jinx dips a the end of a towel in the water and snaps it at Chibifire *

*Chibifire shamefacedly takes down the shower curtain and fashions a makeshift Tamaranean toga out of it*

*After 'clothing' herself, she tentatively sniffs the air*

"Now that my odor is no longer displeasing and can smell once more, I note that your clothes are still stained with organic waste, Jinx. Might I suggest that you also partake in a cold bath?"

*Without waiting for a response, Chibifire unceremoneously tosses Jinx into the still frigid water in the bath, dunking her head underwater for good measure*

* Without thinking, Jinx hexes the bathtub causing it to shatter into a million pieces, along with the floor beneath it *

* Jinx, Chibifire, 50 gallons of water, and 40 pounds of porcelian fall into the room below *

*Dr. Doom, who was secretly attempting to infiltrate the Titans' Tower, is crushed to death by the water, porcelain, and co-eds*

"Oh, how fortuitous! Now our arch-nemesis Dr. Doom will no longer attempt to damn us to hell!"

*Chibifire's elation is short-lived when she sniffs the air*

"But while he was alive, Dr. Doom was quite meticulous in matters of personal hygiene. Jinx, I think that you may still be in need of a visit to the laundromat."

* Jinx unceremoneously digs through Dr. Dooms pockets and pulls out a hand full of pocket change *

"Sweet, there has to be like ten bucks in quarters here, lets go to the arcade and beat up fanboys"

"I've got firsties on the DDR machine!"

*Chibifire proceeds to melt pieces off of the plastic shower curtain with her starbolts so that she can get jiggy with it Matrix Reloaded style*

* Jinx and Chibifire steal a car and drive to the arcade *

* Jinx remembers she does'nt have a license a few seconds too late as she plows through the windows of the fine, smokefilled establishment *

*Chibifire emerges from the wreckage unharmed, and uses her superstrength to free Jinx from her seatbelt*

~"Oy there, what're you up to, bloody hell, cheerio?"~

*Chibifire sees a burly man standing behind a counter, wearing a dirty apron and with terrible teeth*

"Oh Jinx, we seem to have stumbled upon a smoky English pub! Let us wet our whistles, as you Earthlings put it, before we journey to the arcade to show off our mad DDR skills!"

*Chibifire slides onto a bar stool, but inadvertently slides off of the bar stool owing to the fact that plastic shower curtains are not possessing of a particularly high coefficient of friction*

* Jinx hexes the surly old man's intesines causing them to invert themselves, spraying buckets of blood and watered down beer in every direction *

* Jinx turns on the windsheild wipers to clear off the windshield that thankfully saved her from her 3rd body fuild shower of the day *

"I don't think you are old enough to drink. Barkeep, a beer for me and the little yellow lady here!"

*Dr. Doom's ghost jumps out of the barkeep's throat*

~"You cannot defeat Doom so easily! Bwahahaha and whatnot!"~

*A shimmering fog surrounds Chibifire and Jinx, paralyzing them*

*Chibifire sees in horror that Jinx is starting to dissolve. She then strains her eyes, and sees in the mirrored ceiling that she too is starting to dissolve*

"Mmmmmph!"

*The mostly paralyzed Chibifire tries to scream as she and Jinx disappear*

*Chibifire awakens, reconstituted, in the living room of Titans Tower, no longer wearing the melted shower curtain but instead dressed in the same clothes she had put on that morning. The burlap couch is covered in nail polish, but is otherwise intact. Jinx is on the couch, in an understandable state of shock*

"Despite the joy that was derived from our sewage shower, perhaps this time we should use nail polish remover to clean the couch?"