Originally posted by Mandos
A Jewish and a Tchek went hunting. They saw a bear, but before they could shoot him, the bear ate the Tchek. The Jewish went to tell the ranger, who was talking to another man (let's call him Mike). They all went on the spot and saw two bears there; a male and a female. The ranger asked:
-Which bear ate your friend?
- It was the male, said the Jewish.
The ranger then shot the female bear and opened its carcass. Inside, he found the body of the Tchek. Mike asked:
-How did you know he was in the female when the Jewish said he was in the male?
The ranger said:
-Never trust a Jew when he says that there's a check in the mail.LOL
first of all, dont pick on Jews, unoriginal, secondly....weaaaak joke.