Pointless LotR Facts!

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hehehe i got dis funni pic ill show ya

uve gotta read it its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funni

FUNNY!

"The volcanic lava of Mount Doom was actually made of the same sauce that's in fast food apple pies" -Sauron

yeah, and about as hot!!!! I always get burn't by those McDonalds "apple" pies.

also, i've been begging a friend of mine to forward this too me for a few months, so here it is (you've probably seen it)

Gollum as President 😉

OH MY GOD!!! That is soooooo funny look at his face! 😆 hahahahahaha! And sauron I especially like the Pippin quote about 9 days and it feeling like a year, the Sam one in Osgiliath, the Peter and Fran portraits, the "Still Sharpe" one and the "noble" one, they're great!

ROFl jesus thats funny!

also that pic of Aragorn & Boromir aint that amusing

Yeah the way it just says Boromir is clueless! LOL! and Aragorn's face 😆 hahaha brillaint just brilliant!

Pointless LotR Facts!

Just cos I'm weird... 😉

Pippin's Song

Pippin’s song, as we all know, was sung in Minas Tirith, right near the end of the Trilogy.

In the books, FRODO sang the song, before they had even left the Shire, and the full song is…

Upon the hearth the fire is red,
Beneath the roof there is a bed;
But not yet weary are our feet,
Still round the corner we may meet
A sudden tree or standing stone
That none have seen but we alone.
Tree and flower and leaf and grass,
Let them pass! Let them pass!
Hill and water under sky,
Pass them by! Pass them by!

Still round the corner there may wait
A new road or a secret gate,
And though we pass them by today,
Tomorrow we may come this way
And take the hidden paths that run
Towards the Moon or to the Sun.
Apple, thorn, and nut and sloe,
Let them go! Let them go!
Sand and stone and pool and dell,
Fare you well! Fare you well!

Home is behind, the world ahead,
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadows to the edge of night,
Until the stars are all alight.
Then world behind and home ahead,
We’ll wander back to home and bed.
Mist and twilight, cloud and shade,
Away shall fade! Away shall fade!
Fire and lamp, and meat and bread,
And then to bed! And then to bed!

Feel free to post your own...

I'll fnd some more... I'm re-reading LotR veeeerrrry slowly....

😄 yeah i knew that

my mam was crying over the song, and i said 'dont worry its just about going to bed'

and everyone looked at me like i was insane

😂

And in the book, Pip actually makes fun of the song! 😄

lol. yea.I liked that song.

both of merry and pippins drinking songs are in the books too. I dont have mine with me, so i cant find it.

Um...A) Phoe, we've been told this a bout a gazillion times, and sauron's already made a thread for pointless facts. so 😉 Anyone think I should merge them?

yes. please merge them We dont need anymore thread than we aready have 🙂

Okay

eheh yeah!!