nursry rhymes

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nursry rhymes

lil miss muffit sat on her tuffit eatin her curds and way.....along came a spider and sat down beside her.........

*lil miss muffit looks and says*

wut the fu.ck?????

if u got any fu.cked up nursry rhymes..... put em here!

😂...hehee......i dont have any!.😱...😖...

One, two, three, four.
Mary's at the cottage door.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Eating cherries off a plate.

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are?
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
When the blazing sun is gone,
When he nothing shines upon,
Then you shine your little light.
Twinkle Twinkle all the night.

Ring around the rosie
Pocket full of posies
A-tisket a-tasket
A little yellow basket
We all fall down

Nursry rhymes 😄

o thats a shame. i could use a good luagh rite now!

*snaps fingers*.....i got it😱...

lil jack horner..
sat in a corner...
he put in his thumb..
he became a bum...
and fell down a flight of stairs😖...

ok so i made it up😄 hehehe..😖...and it sux a$$😱...

humpty dumpty fukd a fat whore
humpty dumpty blew all over the floor
all d kings horses and all the kings men
laid d slut down and fukd her again

😂.....well i tink dat is positively hilarious😱....woooooot wooot!!!!!...

thnx :blush:

😄..🐰...welcome..

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
she put them on the mantlepiece,
so they could have a .......party! 😕

😂..its funny cuz..its funny😱....eheh..

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
he kissed them too he's funny that way.

😂.....dat was coolies😄...

1 2 3 4
mary got stuck in the stupid door
5 6 7 8
til sum psycho found her and she got raped?

a salami in ur rosie
definitely hurts ur "posie"
A-tisket a-tasket
until ye get pregnant
We all fall down!!

juz thought id fuk them up... hehehe

🤣..i specially liked de second one!.*wipes tear away from eyes* pure beauty it is😄....

lolz... ohwell.. hava good one.. gotta run.. catch yahz

😄..ok..heh....*waves*....bye!...

Little boy blew....hey he needed the money.

ahahahaha, these are great! i love em, specailly urs v!

I like Corran's... lol...