nursry rhymes

Started by Smiling_Sadly3 pages

yea they are great! keep em comin!

Ring a ring a rosie,
A bottle full of posie,
All the girls in our town
Ring for little Josie

There was once an old woman
Who lived with her pimp
And had so much sex
His **** went limp

w00t Don't read that! OMG!

haha 😂

ahhhhahahahahaha

whistling

more more more! i demand it!

*takes out whip* c'mon slaves, more!

I can't think on demand...

Little Miss Tex
Sat on her 'ho
Taking Viagra for gain
Along came a member
Who left till December
Not to talk to them again.

...? I'm so dumb.

i love it....do u make them up urself?

Yep. That's why they're so freaking stupid! teehee

they are great, thats wut this thread is for!

I can't think. Give me a nursery rhyme to eff up.

erm....how about........mother gooseries........hmmmmm.......i cant think of any right now but i will!

I need the material...

Barber, barber, shave a pig!
How many hairs to make a wig?
Four and twenty, that's enough!
Give the barber a pinch of snuff.

Is that an original? I've never heard it. 😄

nope its not 😄 i stoled it!

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~pfa/dreamhouse/nursery/folks.html

Ring around the rosies
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down

Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head
Into my childhood they're spoonfed
Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real
Look at the pages that cause all this evil.

One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, shut the door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
London bridge is falling down, my fair lady

Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head
Into my childhood they're spoonfed
Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real
Look at the pages that cause all this evil.

Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
This old man came...
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow

Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow
(Baa baa black sheep have you any wool)
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow
(Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full)
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow
(Baa baa black sheep have you any wool)
Mary had a little lamb!
(Three bags full)

Nick nack patty wack give a dog a...

Thank you Korn 😎

i knew i'd kill the thread 😊

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a lil fun
But stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now they have a son

u didnt kill the thread, i like it.....but we all happened to leave i guess.....sry..... 😆 nice, i like korn!