Muscle Cramps
I hate these f*cking things. I get them so bad. In high school, I was dubbed the "Cramp King" because I had muscle cramps all of the time. Most commonly in the calves but I've had them all over. For a while people were calling me "Midal Man" during track in college. Last night after a couple hours of basketball, I went to the movies with some friends. My palm kept cramping while I was driving and then we were late arriving at the movies. I jumped out of the car and barked at everybody that we need to run because we were late. Right then, both of my quads completely cramped up and I couldn't move. They took a distorted shape and all I could do was sit there in the parking lot screaming obsenities like, "F*CK!!!!!" They do look badass though when your muscles become all distorted and shit though.