Yo Ive gots hoes right and left
dem b!tches be reachin below da belt
I's gots gold teeth and bling blings piled to da ceilin
when I's go to da mall I's be stealin
I's cant take a shit wit out saying fo shizzle my nizzle
Im like Jim Carry when I rub my nipples
I's killed Ronald McDonald and then jacked his car
his car was a friggin clown boot wit 24's and hydralics
I's be rollin in style cause dat cars da shit
I gots jumped in da hood by Barney the dinasaur
he punched me in my face and now Im sore
I shot his ugly gay ass wit a sniper
den I went to a car dealer and stole a dodge viper
I's got to da stop light wit da bass rollin
along came an old woman in an escalade just rollin
she looked at me and said foo what you lookin at
I got pissed off and knocked of her side mirror wit a basball bat
she got out and beat me up wit her 24 karate walking cane
and when I got home I was in shit loads of pain
so I never went to da hood again from that day
in my damn house is were I will stay
Thats a friggin masterpeice. 😐
Yo b!tch dont be trippin
you drop the rhymes and then you'll be slippin
blah blah blah
dont I sound cool
not really, rapping makes me sound like a fool
I's order a taco from taco bell while talking to mario and luigi
I didnt get my taco cause mario spit a lugi
I took that b!tches hat off and shaved his hair off
now guess what, mario is bald
so the next time anybody tries to spit on my taco
dey better think about dey health cause beat b!tches up is my motto
Anger can be a Beautiful thing
just listen to this song and I will sing
you see what makes me Angry
is when people act insane
they make a mockery of justice
and others get the blame.
no its not fair
but nobody really cares
No ones wants to hear the truth
for fear of realizing they might lose
but if there is nothing to lose
there nothing to gain
d@mn those fu<kers who act insane!
Ive got an ice cream cone
and Im not a clone
blah blah blah
whoop de fricken do
this rap smells worse than than osamas shoes
I cant rap, my rhymes sound like crap
but its ight cause I dont need any b!tches to clap
I got 5 dollars and 75 cents
man Im rollin in cash
and with my nissan 350 z
I got into a crash
^ pathetic is the one word that describes this
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
okay here is onelove is angry
love is bad
I hate to be inlove
it only leaves me sad
Awsome and heres another one from me.
I ate skittles like there was no tomorrow
when I lost my pretzle I felt so much sorrow
burritos made me take a 4 hour shit
after I got out the bathroom I could barly sit
I ate nachos for lunch with some cookies for desert
my stomach grumbled like I was about to fart
damn I can remember when I ice cream with steak
after I got out the bathroom I figured out that that was a big mistake
😆