Ok Ill try. 🙂
One day I slipped on a bannana peel
I busted my nuts and rolled down a hill
I fell into a lake, and for goodness sake
my nuts were tingling like there was an earthquake
I was in pain but I managed to swim to the shore
I grabbed Britney Spears ass and then called her a whore
and for the second time in one day I got my nuts busted
she kicked me 3 times and then left and I couldnt hardly move
so I got up in pain and walked like a peinguin
I tripped over a tampon and busted my nut again
Ill never forget that horrible day
well this is all made up so no Im not insane
😆
here are two that I wrote
the sun goes down
my homies hit the town
we rome in the dark
we mug people in the park
I'm riding in my low rida
going down the street
pick up every fricking hoe I meet
I take um to da hood
and let them have it good
then I pull out my gun
then its time for fun
I shoot them in the head
until I'm sure their dead
I throw bodies in the gutter
then I move onto another
Here is a short one by me.
A bathroom is like a palace
so helpful and lit
how would you live
without taking a shit
how would you piss
without a toilet or a sink
you need a sink to keep your hands clean
now take this as a warning
treasure your bathroom
if ya dont
then Ill smack ya with a broom
😆 Thats pathetic
okay heres another song......buts its NOT by me my friend rupertsgurl4eva wrote it and I think its great,Very funny.....its about Emma watson the actress we know as Hermione okay here it is.
way up in the sky,
the emma bird flies,
while down in the nest,
the emma bird rests.
the bright sun comes up!
the dew falls away!
good morning, good morining, the emma bird says!
then out comes a farmer,
with a gun in his hand,
bang bang, bang bang,
no emma birds on this land
there's one emma bird left,
with one broken wing,
squish squish, squish squish
now no emma birdies sing
there's one emma left
on the bottom of my shoe
wipe wipe, wipe wipe,
now no emma goo!