Whats your favourite 'Scary Movie'? (the actual movies called 'Scary Movie')

The first one, so funny!

CARMEN: Listen @$$hole! my boyfriend will be here any minute and hes black and he'll kick your a$s!
KILLER: You mean the one that wears make-up and dresses like a woman!?
CARMEN: How'd you know?
KILLER: Turn on your porch lights......
*turns on porch lights*
CREEPY GUY: Heeeeelp! he-help!
CARMEN: *sigh* Thats not my boyfriend, sure I f#cked him a couple of times but thats about it!
CREEPY GUY: AAAAHHHH! *girlish scream*

CINDY: Drew Decker!? she use to sit next to me in english class! I can't believe she died!
BUFFY: Why, were you close with her?
CINDY: No! I was gonna cheat off her test today!

Scary Movie 3, easily.

No toilet humor, no teen sex jokes, no drug jokes, just straight up spoof and sight gags from the Godfather of Goofy, Mr. David Zucker.

Quite possibly the 2nd coolest Jew in the world.

Scary Movie 3 is awesome but Scary Movie steals it because it the original and it hilarious.Scary Movie 3 comes in second and im not even gonna put Scary Movie 2 on the list 🙁

#1 is the best ✅

I agree, the 1st was way better then the 3rd and 2nd, for scary movie 2 they should have just spoofed "I Still know what you did last summer" and "Scream 2", it would have been funnier.

Then it would have been the same as part 1 pretty much.

meh you guys sre on crack. i hated the third they took away the real image of the movies, like its all saposed to be about sex and drugs and all that stupid shit that makes me laugh. but the third had nothing, i think i only laughed once cuase of that movie (kkk hoody scene). but other wise i thought 2 was so great. its my Fav.

Originally posted by Vengeance
meh you guys sre on crack. i hated the third they took away the real image of the movies, like its all saposed to be about sex and drugs and all that stupid shit that makes me laugh. but the third had nothing, i think i only laughed once cuase of that movie (kkk hoody scene). but other wise i thought 2 was so great. its my Fav.

The Wayans Brothers are spoof amateurs. They had a fantastic urban spoof movie in "Don't Be a Menace..", but when "Scary Movie" hit, it was no better than "American Pie".

"Scary Movie 3" is for people who can appreciate true spoofs, who don't need teen actors running around topless, fornicating with pastries, smoking pot, having sex, and whatever it is high schoolers supposedly find entertaining these days.

It's for people who know who Zucker and Abrahams are, who have actually seen "Airplane!", "Top Secret!", or "The Kentucky Fried Movie".

That said, "Scary Movie 3" is one of my all time favorite movies, and it is a fact that it out grossed "Scary Movie 2", which says something for both directors. One still has it, and one doesn't. 😎

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
The Wayans Brothers are spoof amateurs. They had a fantastic urban spoof movie in "Don't Be a Menace..", but when "Scary Movie" hit, it was no better than "American Pie".

"Scary Movie 3" is for people who can appreciate true spoofs, who don't need teen actors running around topless, fornicating with pastries, smoking pot, having sex, and whatever it is high schoolers supposedly find entertaining these days.

It's for people who know who Zucker and Abrahams are, who have actually seen "Airplane!", "Top Secret!", or "The Kentucky Fried Movie".

That said, "Scary Movie 3" is one of my all time favorite movies, and it is a fact that it out grossed "Scary Movie 2", which says something for both directors. One still has it, and one doesn't. 😎

Scary Movie 2, that was the peak of the whole trilogy nonsence.

3 just tried to make it "too" funny and ran out of decent horror/thriller movies to take the piss out off

Discos - "watch ma fanny, fanny coming through"

Originally posted by Discos

3 just tried to make it "too" funny and ran out of decent horror/thriller movies to take the piss out off

All Zucker's parodies have spoofed a variety of movies. "Scary Movie", now, is just a title for the franchise. If they abandoned it, then it would be hard to sell any sequels.

well i think they should go back to the way they made the other's. they should make it like the first cuase that was great and the second one. but the third just isn't like the others. it sucked to me, sure it was a little funny but it wasn't scary movie film.

They wouldn't do that, because "Scary Movie 2" grossed only a little more than 1/2 of what the original made. "Scary Movie 3" out grossed 2, and for good reason. The newer formula works.

I enjoyed the first one best.

✅ me too

I think they could have spoofed better in SC3 tho

And I dont get why people even liked SC2 it was just too raunchy and they didnt take time to relax and it was all the way stupid.I just lost it when they rolled that guy up in paper and it looked like a smoke *shudders* and they had the pontential to make a good opening scene but they ruined it by making the characters vomit so much 😘

Freddy VS Jason-they already did Scream 2 in the first movie I think.When they went to the movie theater and stuff and a uhh MALE BODY PART went through the stall door and into the guys ear 😘

3 sucked so much.

i liked two the best
the argument with 'hanson' and the guy in the wheelchair was hilarious

My germs--

Originally posted by Shadowy_Exa
3 sucked so much.

i liked two the best
the argument with 'hanson' and the guy in the wheelchair was hilarious

My germs--

"The rep", as in reputation?

Like I said before, "Scary Movie 2" basically bombed. 3rd installments of a movie franchise NEVER do better than the sequels. Ever.

The reason it did so well is because people know who David Zucker is, and what he is capable of doing.

Just for the record:

Wayans Brothers:

Don't Be a Menace..
Scary Movie 1
Scary Movie 2
White Chicks

Zucker Brothers/Abrahams:

Kentucky Fried Movie
Airplane!
Airplane The Sequel!
Top Secret!
The Naked Gun
The Naked Gun 2 1/2
The Naked Gun 33 1/3
Hot Shots
Hot Shots Part Deux
BASEketball
Scary Movie 3

Now, exactly who do you think knows how spoofs are supposed to be done, and gave Scary Movie 3 a kick in revenue?

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
"The rep", as in reputation?

Like I said before, "Scary Movie 2" basically bombed. 3rd installments of a movie franchise NEVER do better than the sequels. Ever.

The reason it did so well is because people know who David Zucker is, and what he is capable of doing.

Just for the record:

Wayans Brothers:

Don't Be a Menace..
Scary Movie 1
Scary Movie 2
White Chicks

Zucker Brothers/Abrahams:

Kentucky Fried Movie
Airplane!
Airplane The Sequel!
Top Secret!
The Naked Gun
The Naked Gun 2 1/2
The Naked Gun 33 1/3
Hot Shots
Hot Shots Part Deux
BASEketball
Scary Movie 3

Now, exactly who do you think knows how spoofs are supposed to be done, and gave Scary Movie 3 a kick in revenue?

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
"The rep", as in reputation?

Like I said before, "Scary Movie 2" basically bombed. 3rd installments of a movie franchise NEVER do better than the sequels. Ever.

The reason it did so well is because people know who David Zucker is, and what he is capable of doing.

Just for the record:

Wayans Brothers:

Don't Be a Menace..
Scary Movie 1
Scary Movie 2
White Chicks

Zucker Brothers/Abrahams:

Kentucky Fried Movie
Airplane!
Airplane The Sequel!
Top Secret!
The Naked Gun
The Naked Gun 2 1/2
The Naked Gun 33 1/3
Hot Shots
Hot Shots Part Deux
BASEketball
Scary Movie 3

Now, exactly who do you think knows how spoofs are supposed to be done, and gave Scary Movie 3 a kick in revenue?

I hate to brake it to ya but out of the millions of people that have seen the movie not most of them know how David Zucker is they just watch it for the commercials.The commercials where awesome and some of the best ive seen in a while and they showed the right parts and got people really anticipating the movie.