thats not pathetic sure other people are out playing sports and having a life but were learning big words such as superfluous and savvy and learning the consiquences of getting drunk they should show it in health class "see children watch Jack he is drunk do you want to act like Jack" everyone is silent I stand up and scream "I do I do pick me pick me" silence, takes out bottle of rum starts guzzeling "whys everyone staring at me?...Im a pirate!!!! yay!!!"
His hair is past his ears and it's BLOND. OMG is he sexy or what????? especially with blond hair i think. but i LOVE him with DARK DARK hair. it's cool. it matches his Dark brown eyes....... 😍 ✅ 🍺 He's SO wicked Dude!!!! i mean COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't like him..... then to hell with all of you....
Sorry this is gettin out of hand. but i'm just defending him....
If i don't get into the Next pirates movie i'll scream then i'll go to the premiere.... cuz my mom said i could probably go.... so wish me luck for both things. Then again if i DO get in the movie i'll go N E WAYS!!!!!
this is just my little daydream here... don't worry about me...
Thats it... just HOT!!!!
No no no... you see. he gotta be SEXY!!!!!! well i guess he don't HAVE to be but i think he is. i've REALLY had to much sugar and chocolate (HA get it chocolat. that movie he played in. oh i crack myself up.) but i have had too much of that stuff today. and now i'm chewin gum with a lot of sugar. and candy. those Blow pop things. yea..... well. i needed to get all that off my chest.... (get it chest a pirates chest... like with treasure and stuff... oh man there i go again. i'm gonna be broken by the time i'm done writing this) which is right now cuz i can't think of ne thing else to say only
JOHNNY I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!! YEA!
lol johnny is everything!! woo!!! lol wait...for his NEW movie his hair is blonde? ohh i love the long hair, but i like it dark. I dun like those square lookin glasses he always wears tho : /, but its nice to kno that under all that is a BODY!!!! woo!!! lol. Ohhh so its gonna b a stephen king? thats gotta b good ladies lol bring ur bfs to cuddle....tho u mite not even b payin attention to the horror scenes, but sittin on the edge of your seat with a puddle o' drool your eyes locked on johnny lol. 😍
Ohhh yes the new movie, crap whats it called....Secret Door or Secret Window or something of that matter, i saw a preview of it when i went and saw 50 first dates lastnight, AHHHH JOHNNY LOOKS SOOOOO HOT! And they have a awesome movie poster of that movie with johnny on it thats up on the wall *shivers* sooo gorgous!! AHHHHHHH!