The Jack Sparrow/ Johnny Depp Thread [merged]

Started by Orli'sElf757 pages

SAG awards>> ohh the screen actor's guild?!?! what chanel is it on?!?! n wuts johnney up for?

yea those awards. i have no idea. i think it comes on star and tnt or something. and he's up for best actor. i THINK he's up against that old wrinkly guy again.... sean penn... and i think bill murray too. but i can't remember now. it's been too long since i saw the nominee's. but yea. thats what channel i think it's coming on.

Sparrow

Does anyone know whether or not Sparrow was guilty of serious crimes such as murder and <ahem> the like? I only saw the film once, but I seem to recall that the list of crimes the would be executioner was reading out seemed to comprise a lot of fairly trivial stuff.

So any thoughts??? 💃 🤣

Piracy was not considered trivial, it was a hanging offence.

The film's message seemed to be that their stealing wasn't so bad, because the system was insane. But had Sparrow actually committed any murder and <ahem> the like?

Dunno about the murder thing but he does say-
"Ok, i intend to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out."
I think that's what he says anyway...

Kate xx

I think it's RADE, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasly black guts out. He does something to the church of england and he's proud of himself for it. he smiles and goes "oh yea" but i can't remember anything else they said. i've watched it more then once believe me but most of the time when he's reading out thats stuff Will keeps talkin. bloody Will.

ok I am getting the whole list well partial list of everything Jack did that they stated at the hanging a few I know but Im just gonna copy and paste so I get it right...
Official: [reading a proclamation] Jack Sparrow , be it known that you have…
Official: …for your willful commission of crimes against the crown. Said crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature, the most egregious of these to be cited herewith – piracy, smuggling…
Official: …impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England…
Official: …sailing under false colors, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, and general lawlessness. And for these crimes you have been sentenced to be, on this day, hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.
Thats all thats in the movie but he could have always gotten away with a few things the royal navy doesnt know about. I wish I were a pirate so bad, I dont mind the not enough food. If I dont think about food I can go for a whole day without it this is usually when Im sick though so um yea gonna shut up now.

Barbossa didn't have to worry about food for a long time...

If I may be so bold as to inject my professional opinion... Barbossa actually had to worry about it did you see his teeth they practically rotted from scurvy that why he said, "You know what I'm gonna do when the curse is lifted... Eat a whole bushel of apples."

Oh and Jack didn't kill anyone remember when he said, "I’m having a thought here, Barbossa. What say we run up a flag of truce? I scurry over to the Interceptor, and I negotiate the return of your medallion, eh? What say you to that?" And remember Barbossa said, "Now you see, Jack , that’s exactly the attitude that lost you the Pearl . People are easy to search when they’re dead." If you'll read between the lines you'll notice that Jack didn't want anyone dead.

Aye! i agree with Potc Fanatic...

It could also be because it was Will and Elizabeth and his crew and you usually dont want them dead if your planning to escape on your ship you kinda need your crew and Will and Elizabeth kinda hafta come along too.

I don't see Jack as a raper or murderer... definately a thief tho, and a good one!

Only Jack Fans

Sorry i made this thread but i copied the wills fans only thread and so i thought i'd make a Jack Sparrow one yu see he is my dad and Jessie Is my sister 😱 😄

yay
i was gonna make a jack 1 but now i don't need 2
I LUV JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
myra.....have ye been in my "what would ye do if ye were on the island with jack" thraed yet???? and my "r u in the jack & jack fan club?" ??????

cool thread! I was guna say WE TOTALLY NEED A JACK FAN THREAD!!!!

oh jdg I will check out yer threads I don't think I have yet..sorry!

yeah ok
thanx........and u have nothing 2 b sorry bout....savvy?

Oi JDG where U been all day???

at home!!
where else?