Shut the ****in up Alpha!!!!!!!!! you just insulting me!!!!Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Asian Hulk doesn't type English, I swear.-AC
Wow, I'm impressed that I managed to dual-quote like that without soiling myself.
And yes, Asian Hulk, AC IS insulting you, but I'm quite sure that you deserve every jeering post you receive.
if that ever happens, i'm gonna have 2 say supes and the bat will win. the difference maker between those two teams would be trust and strategy. when it all comes down 2 it, clark actually trusts bruce, something peter wouldnt do in banner's hulk state. as all the people
in the forum pointed out that bats will get taken out at first by spidey and then its gonna be hulk and spidey vs supes, etc. i beg 2 differ. spidey is stronger and more agile than bats - thats a fact, no question, no denial. bats is a master strategist, martial artist, resourceful, and extremely cunning. spidey is really smart, true, but he is no batman in
strategy and planning. b4 goin 2 battle, bats will know who he is dealing with. he'll figure out that he is clearly outmatched in a fight against two of his adversaries. instead of going out like loose cannon like hulk, he'll strategize on how to take out these two (immobilization so 2 speak). batman actually learns from his encounters with other villians and heroes from the past and will fully implement that in the fight. for example, he has knowledge of fear toxins (from scarecrow) and he has knowledge of boom tubes (from superman and other people). bats will use superman in a fight as a tool. he'll study these 2 characters. nothings 2 prevent bat from using a fear toxin (acrophobic toxin) on spidey. sure spidey will dodge some in a matrix style effect and spidey sense combo, but this is where supes comes in 2 the picture. hes in the invulnerable one. bats will wait 4 the oppertunity, long enuf 4 him 2 put that toxin in spidey. and then, he'll prolly either "boom" spidey 2 the phantom zone or he'll just use the WW JLA Tower of Babel tactic on him
(the one where Batman locks her in a battle in her mind she could win, thus exerting herself to the point where her mind finally dies. think of the Matrix - the body can't live without the mind). bats will just boom hulk 2 the phantom zone or engineer a containment unit 4 the hulk or something. the thing is he doesnt want 2 beat those 2, he just wants 2 immobilize them. but thats just on top off my mind, bruce can actually study more about the gamma mutation and can prolly help banner out of his condition. trust also will play a keyrole here. i dont c how spidey and hulk could strategize their attacks as good as bats and supes
do. thats the keypoint in my opinion. this fight can be used as a point in the batman character, hes just human, but his resourcefulness and his cunning can win fights in which hes the odd one out.
Spiderman and Hulk kick their asses. Batman's a HUMAN, Spiderman would beat the hell out of him. He can see all of his attacks before he throws a punch. Spiderman's agility, intelligence, and strength would definately be enough to KO Batman. Superman is way overrated. He is NOT unbeatable, as Darksied, Doomsday, and Lobo (to name a few) have all beaten him. Hulk would give him hell, and when Spiderman joins the fight, it's a wrap. Spiderman could see his heatvision coming, and evade it. I doubt it would even faze Hulk. Superman couldn't fight both of them at once. He would be trying to block Hulk's attacks and counterattack, and Spiderman would sneak in and suckerpunch him. Then they'd just finish him off. No question, Hulk and Spiderman win.
Batman is definately no match for Spiderman. Spiderman's way stronger, way faster, way more agile, and can predict all of Batman's attacks. Hulk could laugh off a few punches from Superman, and then beat his limp-wristed ass to a pulp. Spiderman and Hulk would be way too much for Superman to handle. Hands Down, Spiderman and Hulk.
Never read so much overratings about the wall-crawler and the Green Goliath.Superman can end this battle before you can hear HULK SMASH! or one of Spidey's funny lines then go with Batman saving the world with the rest of the JLA.
Spider-Man fist to fist with Superman?You gotta be kidding me.
Superman can take Spider-Man's fists every day of the week and in the same time reading the Daily Planet.Hulk would get knocked down by Kal El before he becomes sufficiently enraged, remember that Superman is one of the best speedster, he's only under The Flash.Spider-Man can just change in Peter Parker and go away before Supes notice that he's escaped.Batman in this fight would get murdered or several injured so Supes would ask him to watch and wait at least, 3 or 5minutes.
Cosmic Cube your replies are so fun as so useless.Superman can't deal with both Spider-Man and Hulk?Please come on.
The best part is MaxCanage saying Superman would be beaten by a webbed-up Batman, who is being used as a weapon by the Hulk, and ultimately thrown off a cliff.
bwuhahhahahahahahahhahahahha
I could see a webbed-up Bats as a possibility, but Max seriously (oh, dude you're killing me), how does Supes possibly get hurt by being thrown off of a cliff?
All kidding aside, as much I like all the characters in this thread, I gotta go with Supes and Bats dispatching Marvel here. Yes, Spidey SHOULD be able to take out Bats...forget the prep time crap too. This is not a given, but probability is in Spidey's favor with his matchup with Bats. Hulk would be knocked uncounscious before his strength becomes an issue, especially since Supes doesn't kill.
Hmm, Supes vs Spidey? Lemme see......, and this is IF Spidey gets past Bats. Hmmmm....
C'mon people, get a clue.
Are you people retarded? Strength and Endurance has always been an issue in any of Superman's fights. Lobo, Darksied, and Doomsday all beat him with strength and endurance. Hulk's stronger than all three, and has the highest endurance in Marvel. Superman can run fast, and fly fast, not fight fast. If he could, he would never have lost any fights. And never has Superman ever, beat a powerful DC villian in a comicbook in two frames. It would take Spiderman two seconds to take out Batman; He can see anything from his utility belt coming from his little "utility belt" coming from a mile away and dodge it. Batman would never land a punch. One or two punches from Spiderman, who is WAY stronger, and faster) and Batman's through. Bain's big slow steroid-using ass alway's beats the hell out of Batman. In the crossover (which was bullshit, in my opinion,) Superman barely won against Hulk, in fact, he won by calming him down! Hulk and Spiderman would be way too much for Superman to handle. (especially current day, weak-ass Superman) Hulk's strength and endurance allied with Spiderman's agility and precognition is pretty damn potent. Unless a retard writes this comic, or it's another stupid-ass crossover vote, Spidey and Hulk win this one with no problem.