Will vs. Jack

Sing with me now!! "Row, row, row yer boat, gently down the streeeeam..."

........If you see a crocidile push dear Chezy in"drunkcheers

Hey... I don't remember those being the words... **looks suspicious**

Oh well!! MORE RUM!! 😱

Look Crocodile
*pushes Chez in*
Yep U were right more rum 🍺

**starts running screaming from crocodile, while APG keeps drinking my rum**

😠

drunk

Oh Wat a glorious day 😄

wow...ok? *drinks more rum*

**keeps running screaming from deranged crocodile while APG continues to drink ALL the rum**

**trips over as crocodile keeps charging**
scared No! NOO!! This is the end! The END, I say!! Save yourselves, APG and Tink -- SAVE YOURSELVES!!

**watches as APG and Tink casually walk away with the rum**

Hey, I didn't MEAN it...!! 😠

**watches crocodile charging towards me and suddenly knows that in about two minutes I'm going to be in need of serious medical attention**

did you hear something? oh well!!!!

**crosses myself and starts saying my prayers**

Our Father, who art in heaven... 😕

Nope I didn't hear a thing
*sculls some of Chez's rum*

*looks for more rum* I can't find any...Ahh look *points to chez who's still praying* Chez is pointing to rum!!! *runs past chez to get a bottleof rum in da chest* Thanks buddy!!!

**finishes praying; suddenly a rum bottle falls out of the sky**

What the--?

Hey, praying really DOES work!! 😱

**picks up rum bottle, bashes crocodile over the head with it until it's unconscious, then sculls the rum**

Well, that worked out nicely... 😄

huh? Oh were you doing something Chez...I was just tryin to make jack wake up...poor guy passed out!!

**is so happy to be alive still that I don't care that Tink is still ignoring me ( 😉 )**

💃 💃
It's good to be alive!!

Hi chez!!! Ummmmmmm I like ur crocodile dress...*points to croc hanging from her dress*...eeerrrr...what a fashion statement!!!!

I bet you're just jealous you didn't think of it first... 😛

Ah-Ha suuuuuuuuuure Chez wateva u say *slowly backs away coz croc is waking up*

Oh bugger.

**detaches croc from dress and runs while I still can**

*runs b4 the croc turns on me*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🙁