Will vs. Jack

Ow!! **still being ever so mature [as always 🙄 ] , smacks Bad Pancake back, then smacks Tink once more for good measure**

So what's going on now? **shrugs and keeps dancing** 💃 💃

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wanna bring it outside biatch?!?!? Cummon I can take yo scrawny ass!

Grrr!!!!

You talking to me?

**keeps dancing** 💃 💃

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*throws 1 ton coconut at Chez* ok so will? And who in da world are u talkin to bad pancake???

**gets smacked in the face with one-ton coconut**

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Auntie Em... Auntie Em...

**falls down**

*points and laughs at Chez* ha ha!!!! 😆

I was talkin to chez dammit!! No one smacks ME and gets away with it!!! Aiight who wants sum, heh? Cummon I can take all of yas! 🥷

**is grateful that I'm still unconscious and slumped on the floor**

lol

*calls ragetti to get rid of fighting people* stop ruining my reception!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gives rum to everyone and cake!!!* now i command you all to dance!! 💃

errrrr ok!!! 💃 💃

I dunno if people are still answering this but anyways, my man is Jack. Captain Jack Sparrow. Yup yup, that's my choice, savvy? Okay ya anyways I'm making this waaaay too long. Anyways what was I saying?? Oh right!!! JACK!!! yay! I love Jack! 😍 🙂

**I miraculously regain consciousness**

CAAAKKEEE!! RUUUMM!! All mine, all mine!!

**elbows people out of the way to get to rum and cake [in my very mature way 😛 ]**

*drops cake on chazs head* yeah, we're all very mature here!! 😄 😉 now, were was i.....o yeah!!! oohhhh jaccckkkkk!!! *in very sweet voice*

lol, well you two have fun and i'll go find rum!!!!

**is stuffing face with cake and rum**

Eh?

*takes Chez's rum* ha ha!!!!