Will vs. Jack

APG: Meee! Oh wait Im already married. I know Tinkerbell We forgot about da hoonymoon OMG

Whhaaaaaaaa ur right! we have to open a honeymoon parlor! if ur marrying a pirate (or man) answer the following:

1) name of hubby: Orlando Bloom
2) destination: hawaii
3) first night: a bed of roses and lots of candles....ahhhhh

NEXT!!!

Um..........

ohhh come on APM lets go NEXT!!!!!!!!!

i wanna be married too!!!!! Gimme Will or orli!!!

*throws will to bad pancake* Go ahead take em!! I have orli!!!

ok then!!!! WOOOOOHOOOOO!!! THANKS TINKERBELL!!! you'll be the godmother of my first child!!

that is....unless will really IS a eunuch...😬

LOL

Wooohoooo!!!!! they can call me auntie tink!!!!

lol...who has legolas? Of all the Orlando characters, I like Legolas the best...SEXY BLONDE HAIR!!!! I think someone needs to claim Legolas...he has no competition for women like Will does...and who wants to have to beat Elizabeth with a stick to get to Will? *coughmecough*

You wanna get married? *throws legolas to asd* here ya go take him!!!!

WHAT???? APG STOLE JACK?????????????????????????????????????????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hunts APG down and blows her up but makes it look like an accident* JACK IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off with jack* hmmm...now for the wedding...*gets married on the black pearl*
*sails away with jack wearing raggedy pirate dress on honeymoon*

*watches them sail away and looks at APG* uh-oh when she comes back to life shes not gonna be happy!!! oh well...look rum!

*drinks rum on honeymoon*

*looks at watch then APM* wow shes out for a long time!!!!

teehee....shes gonna get MAAAAD and evil!!! 😈 😠

oh no. you are NOT going to pawn Legolas off on me!!! Already got Sam from Benny & Joon. Just trying to spread the wealth of Orlando...JJoutlaw3, I think what you did is a wonderful, wonderful deed and should be commended. Anyone who would DARE take Jack should be blown up. And then drowned to the depths of Davey Jones locker!!! I'm just kidding! I don't want to see anyone *coughexceptvanessaparadiscough* killed!!!

Originally posted by jjoutlaw3
WHAT???? APG STOLE JACK?????????????????????????????????????????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hunts APG down and blows her up but makes it look like an accident* JACK IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off with jack* hmmm...now for the wedding...*gets married on the black pearl*
*sails away with jack wearing raggedy pirate dress on honeymoon*

I married him first Even ask Tink!!!!!
*gets resurected by Ragetti da BodyGuard*
Ok now go kill jj very violently Ok...

Ragetti:.....................

lol it be fun watchin you guys fight over jack while im here doing god knows what with Will 😍