Blatant Lies!(the good time thread, the fun thread)

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Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Blatant Lies!(the good time thread, the fun thread)

Tell everyone here on these forums a blatant lie!!! It'll be fantastic! I'll go first . ...

I've never posted here before, nor have I ever posted here while drinking beer. 😐

silver_tears Senior Member

I am really 22 and live in California 😐

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

😂 nice!

silver_tears Senior Member

TH didn't you once tell me you played Frodo in LotR 😐

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

No, I played the part of, um . . . . . . Kevin Bacon! 😱 ✅

silver_tears Senior Member

sweetness 😮‍💨
Did I mention I was in PotC 😎

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Yes, in fact you did! 😄 I heard you are up for an Oscar?!?!

Peloquin Restricted

I once played the role of a freckle on Kevin Bacons ass, nothing too exciting it was a small part really 🙂

silver_tears Senior Member

That's right, for best supporting actress 😮‍💨

Tired Hiker El Bastardo
Originally posted by Peloquin
I once played the role of a freckle on Kevin Bacons ass, nothing too exciting it was a small part really 🙂

😂 😂 😂 I totally remember seeing that movie with my uncle Pete.

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

I told George Lucas my little idea for a space movie one time back in the seventies.

Daedalus Chance(TM)

I'm 23 and drive a Dodge Viper GTS 8.0 V12 oh yeah, and I run a sucessfull multi-millionaire business selling bacon.

LordMortis O Castitas Lilium

I earned £1 million form working in a burger bar last year

Corran Lucifer

I'm really a girl with a 36-24-32 Figure, the pics I post are of my older brother.

ash007 Strength and Honour

i am a very powefull hacker
and i can actually close down this site if i feel by sending loads of data which will clog up the system which means it will be shut down for a couple of weeks.

holdenhsvgtsr Restricted
Originally posted by Daedalus
I'm 23 and drive a Dodge Viper GTS 8.0 V12 oh yeah, and I run a sucessfull multi-millionaire business selling bacon.

get a real car(im not liein)

silver_tears Senior Member

I'm the daughter of the United States' president diva

holdenhsvgtsr Restricted

ahhhhhhhh a bush terriest

Lord Shadow Z Senior Member

I'm goddamn sexy!!

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i once taught a monkey how to lay golden eggs
i named him Bill
he played with my giant computer when i wasnt looking
then one day he ran away and used the golden eggs to fund his new computer software business he called micro something and created a boggy software called... um.... was it doors or windows?
anyways with all the golden eggs he was laying he could afford to make boggy software and not care and now he's the richest "man" on earth