Blatant Lies!(the good time thread, the fun thread)

Started by cheeky munkey27 pages

i didnt eat too much pizza for lunch.. in fact im still starvin marvinly hungry!!!

I am halle berry!
I AM HALLE BERRY!!

...ten minutes later

I am an orange
Im orange...

I enjoy going to the dentist and having big needles and drills shoved in my mouth

i'm not hungry.

i dont need love

i hate pink. pink is such a vile colour

carrie anne moss is the nicest person ever

im totally not jealous of kate bosworth

im totally not jelous of moss

I used to have an elephant in my backyard

really how cool
i would love to have a pet skunk

i once had a dog...

then I ate it 😄

I HATE HUGH JACKMAN!!! OOOOH MY GOD I CANT STAND THE IDIOT!!
JESUS!!! KILL HIM, SOMEBODY!!!

(oh my, I cant believe I said that.)
(...)

I live in a cave with a bunch of Trolls that worship my evil mind.

Yo yo yo! I'm black yall!

I am definitely NOT sending a hacked-up body to Ecuador

I definitely have genitallia.

My girlfriend's dick is bigger than mine...

I kick the Trolls outta the cave! Those Trolls were too loud!!!!