Silly Sauron

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Silly Isildur

right, this query has been in my mind for ages now I and I only bring it up when I am drinking with this guy who is obsessed as I am with Middle-Earth.

In the prologue of FOTR we see the King being mazed to the side of the hill and Isildur runs over to his aid....what I am wondering is why does sauron try and reach for Isildur?

He puts his hand out deliberatly revealing the ring as a target!

Discos - man am tired of being right 🙂

lol yea. Me and Sauron hav a theory that he was trying to help isildur up but isildur took it the wrong way 😠

yes. He was trying to help Isildur become corrupted 😛 and be evil like him 🙂

seriously? Thats a crazy way of explaining it, I simply though he was away to burn him to death and whatnot or try and take the remains of the sword from him

No. I am not being serious 😛 i am insanly hyper and crazy at the moment. I dont even think i am thinking straight 😛

Sauron: com on, look at this package! Free rings, unlimited pwer! all for a simple command to tell ur armies 2 go away!

Isildur: well, i spose, ive always liked you! Its just that Elf Elrond! He need to loosen up!

Sauron:Yea, stupid elves!

Isildur: Never call elves stupid! they very intelligent!

Sauron: maybe, but look at there ears! I mean come on!

Isildur: THATS IT!!! ARGGGGHHHHH

Saurons finger drops to floor....

Sauron: Ah crap, i hate it when this happens

I think Sauron took pity on him when he saw Isildur run to his father...and thought 'Truly this man loves his father. I shall help him to rise I will." 😉

being serious now.Maybe he wanted to grab isildur's neck to strangle him or to hold him still to give him the final blow

lol morgaul 🙂 that was funny. I agree tottaly 🙂

yus like when WK gravs Eowyn, they very starnge drak lordy ppl. they still wicked cool tho

Originally posted by pip-foot
lol morgaul 🙂 that was funny. I agree tottaly 🙂

Its true! if you read Lord of the Rings: Behind Saurons mind (foreward by peter Jackson 😄) it tells you all this.

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I agree with Nazgul lord, but I doubt sauron took pity

Discos - doubt he took pity on anyone..

hee hee. I must go and buy that 🙂

Wait! I spent all my money on seeing ROTK 🙁 lol

quite possibly he wanted to grab him as Naz stated, but he may have wanted to hold up like some trophy and to show the elves and men that their efforts are futile.

"Look at me! Look at me! I've gots Isil and t'aint nuttin' ya can do 'bouts it, wot!"

I am away to spend all my money on a tattoo on my back,

ah feanor, another good point

Sauron: so this is your new king, you are all weak and you take command from such a weaker person than you all!

no, actually we all got it wrong! Sauron just saw a penny next to isildur and went to pik it up! Durrrr!! 😛

Yeah good point

lmao

Discos - now thats witty

Discos: Sarcastic?