Silly Sauron

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Discos - for once......no?

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Originally posted by MorgulLord
no, actually we all got it wrong! Sauron just saw a penny next to isildur and went to pik it up! Durrrr!! 😛

yes, yes, penny...

see a penny pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck...

brilliant... 😆

i think he was gona tear at his flesh, as dark lord like to do....take his body hang it on a cliff.....or trample and eat it...since isildu was a son of a king and a leader, they like to put fear into other ppl by totlay destroying the leaders....imo

the king shouted and sauron lifted his arms up in suprise...and accidentally killed isildurs dad...then sauron was like upset so he walked over to see if he could help....but being all metal isildur got there first

sauron said sorry and put his hand out to lift isildur up because he was getting muddy...and bloody....and muddy and bloody rhyme so sauron was scared all the watching elves would make a poem or something....bur isildur was so into elronds singing voice, and wanted to marry elrond......he couldnt afford an engagment gift though....and he saw sauron...and cut off his ring.....and then elrond and isildur went into the 'cracks of doom' (less said the bnetter) but then made up an excuse as to the murder of me...and the 'incident' in the mountain

and that is the story we have come to learn......

while were on the subject of 'why' questions...why didnt all the uruks just fire arrows at boromir....MUCH lower death toll.....and 'why' in the film was there a door into orodruin....if thats the only way in..to the only place your one means of survival can be destroyed you wouldnt have a big door there

yea the wisdom of Sauron has bested us all...

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That was an optical confusion for the audience, cut cunningly by PJ. The shot is from an earlier thing when Sauron crushes Gilgalad, and in fact Isildur never cut Sauron's ring but PJ wanted us to believe so so he cut together other scenes, like this one or the one of his helmet falling (lucky camera man or reporter actually filmed that some ages earlier... ehem... after a battle... sauron was returning home and wanted to have a shower so he put off his helmet. The scene with the ring itself is totally computeranimated and an invention of PJ to make the whole thing more conviencing.

sauron's pride i guess didn't close the door because he didn't think anyone could chalenge his power....

lol@sauron😆

lol Sauron 🙂 that was really funny 😛

erm, I suppose when Mount Doom was forged/build/whatever that Melkor wanted a simple door there to enter

Discos - also sauron also had to go through the door to make the ring himself

melkor never lived in mordor

but eah he ge sin he makes it

he comes out

shows off

gets semi destroyed

enemy has his one chance of survival

at hthat point you have the big door destroyed !!

Discos - isn't spelling english such a great thing

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Stupid Isildur.

yes. this thread should be Silly Isildur, not Silly Sauron 😛

perish the though 😛

Isildur did seem a bit of a big headed king, can't remember but did he change the name of the city Minas Ithil to the "city of Isildur"?

LOL well if he did he deserves to die 🙂

oh wait, he did 😆 hee heee

heh, Isildur did seem a bit of a *pardon my french* *cough*....

How long was he actually have the ring before he was killed?

real life or screentime?

Originally posted by Discos
How long was he actually have the ring before he was killed?

two years probably