Quote a scene from a movie!

from austin power 2

"... but first where's your sh!tter? i've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey! oh, it's all squishy... christ! i'm getting all emotional from it..."

"... GET IN MAH BELLEH!!! i'm bigger than you are, i'm higher up the food chain!"

"... oh, christ he's tineh! i've got bigger chunks of corn in my crap!"

"... yes sir! mr englis colonel telling me to lose weight. well listen upp sonny jim, I ATE A BEBEH! oh, aye... bebeh, the othe other white meat. bebeh, it's what's for dinner..."

"... i'm dead sexeh. YOU WERE CRAP!"

-- fat bastard

burly brawler-😘 😄

"Now that's a real shame throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that" Better Off Dead

though this movie is filled with some of the best movie one liners this is my favorite it is from, from dusk till dawn.

Clooney and quentin are at a hotel talking to the lady they kidnapped.

"This is mr revolver, he has six little friends, and they can all run a whole lot faster than you" tired hiker is right Clooney is bad ass

That movie has awesome punchlines for sure. Tarantino's doing i bet.

yeah tarentino flicks have all those little one liners that require thought, but are well worth the brain activity

Originally posted by el_barto
"Now that's a real shame throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that" Better Off Dead

Great line! 😎

"So it's sort of social... demented and sad, but social."
-The Breakfast Club

what what? wheres the sun? move outta my way arnold swartzanegro-marlon wayans white chicks

"No, I'm not alright... I'm hurt, I'm pissed, and now I gotta find a new job!"
Gross Pointe Blank

Ninja turtles. "Ninja kick the god damn rabbit"

"... wooh, yeah! flushed. you used to love getting flushed, boy. every saturday you be like 'flush me, jay, flush me'..."

-- agent jay from MIB2

White Chicks-

Hold my pool

What!?

Hold my pool dog.WHAT YOU WANT SOME OF THIS YOU WANT SOME OF THIS ?!? MAN I TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU!

"Man I could be at my house drinking this monster eg-nog my brother makes out of lighter fluid!" Better Of Dead.

"You know Lane I can't even get real drugs here *says this while holding up whiped cream" Better Off Dead.

"when i was through with her, she was walking seven ways from Sunday" Devils advocate

Spoiler:
holy sh!t, spooney! she just shot at you with her eyes closed!!!

spooney- did you just shot at me with your eyes closed?!?

dr- it worked didn't it?

I, Robot

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

"The possibility of physical and mental breakdown is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride."

"Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee."

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

"Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. "

"A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this trip. "

Sorry, favorite movie.

"big daddy"
[discussing vanessas new senior citizen boyfriend]
vanessa- he has a 5 year plan
sonny- what is it? dont die?

"erin brokovich"- (u might not understand why this is a good quote unless uve seen the movie or know the case)
erin-these people dont dream about being rich. they dream about being able to watch their kids swim in a pool without worrying that theyll hav eto have a hysterectomy at the age of *20*. like rosa diaz, a client of ours. or have their spine deteriorate, like stan blume, *another* client of ours. so before you come back here with another lame-ass offer, i want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth, mr walker. or what you might expect someone to pay for your uterus, ms sanchez. then you take out your calculator and you multiply that number by a hundred. anything less than that is a waste of our time. [ms sanchez picks up a glass of water.] (erin still talking) by the way, we had that water brought in especially for you folks. came from a well in hinkley.

"oceans 11"
tess- your a theif and a liar.
danny- i only lied about being a thief, and i dont to that anymore.
tess-steal?
danny- lie.

[danny coming out of prison in a tuxedo]
rusty- i hope you were the groom.

i now that i have missed so really funny/good 1s.

"what?"
"what?"
"yeah, what"
"No, i mean what"
"What!"
"are you serious?"
"yeah defaintly"
"aww shit, i diddnt know that pancakes could have reactions like that"
"what the hell are you talking about?"
"what do you mean?"
"pancakes what are you on about?"
"you mean you diddnt know about the genetically engineered pancake?"
"What, Jesus christ, did i just get teleported to a far off land?"
" What?"
"yeah"
"Yeah, your probably right"
"so you want to get some pancakes?"
"yeah i could go for some pancakes, just as long as the mad scientist isnt cooking"
" WHAT?!!! jesus christ"

tome of steve

"Ill turn him in2 a flea...A harmless little flea.....Then Ill put that flea in box..Then put that box inside another box and mail that box to myself.and when it arrives.....Aaahahahahaaa.....ILL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER..........Or to save on postage Ill just poison him with this..........Feel the power Kronk"

"Oh yeah Im feelin it"

luv thtat 1