"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"You know what they call a quarter pounder in france"
"What they dont call it a quarter pounder"
"No they got the f*cking metric system"
"So then what do they call it"
"A Royal with cheese"
"Royal with cheese, i kinda like that, what do they call a big mac"
"Well its still a big mac but its called la biga maca."
"Ok now thats just bull sh*t, what do they call a whopper"
"I dont know i dont go to burger king"
-John Travolta and Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction
<I dont have the script for this movie, since its new, so Ill base it on my memory. I saw it for my fourth time last night..so....>
Ladder 49
Father<reverand>: Bless me father for I have sinned....
Jack: uh..Bless me father for I have sinned...its been...7 years since my last confession.
Father: 7 years? Wow, lets see uh.. fraud, theft,impure thoughts,.....taxes?....Always taxes ey. Any impure thoughts?
Jack: oh yes...lots.
Father: Are you married?
Jack: No
Father: Are you a virgin?
Jack: *laughs* No, father
Father: Ahhh...So you think its okay to fornicate with loose women uh?
*Everyone behind the curtain giggles*
Jack: WAIT A MINUTE!!!
*It was all a hoax*
Sam Jackson- Im a mushroom cloud layin mother f-er, mother f-er
Robert carlyle- Its and easy decision boyd, famine or feast, live or die
Wes. Snipes- Some mother f-ers always tryin to ice- skate up hill
Jim Carrey- Oh wow, big gulps huh, well see ya later.
Norman Reedus- and we will send you to whatever god you wish
Will SMith- woooooooooow i am way to unstable for this Bull sht
Benicio Del Toro and dude- dude- i never asked if you had sex with dead bodies- BDT- you should.
Kurt Russell- Im going to kill them all sir.
Ben Affleck- Great, your sending me into and indian casino dressed as a cowboy.
denzel washington- Yeah, Mother Fer
James Woods- were here to kill every last one of those mother f-ers
Bruce Willis- Oh god please dont let me die- F it- god already left africa
Tom Sizemore- Your an actor, act mother f-er
Brad Pitt- we all works jobs we hate to buy sht we dont need
AHNULD- your one ugly mothr f-er
Lou Diamond Phillips- i came back to finish what i started- knuckle up btch- all i wanted was to swim with the dolfins, maybe even kill a few of them
i got like a million more thats enough for now