Red Vs Blue
Hey , just wondering how many red vs blue fans are out their here at killermovies forums. Discuss your favourite quote, favourite episode, or just debate certain things in the series.
never heard of redvsblue?
red vs blue is a web series that takes place in halo's multi player level blood gultch with the red and blue team.
go to redvsblue.com
Puma...not just a shoe company
OMG episode 38 is SO cool.
Donut: i havent know youn long, and we may be on other teams, but for now and forever you will, and always be my friend.*cries*
Caboose: Private donut is like private biscut.
*crying*yes, it does
church Omg how the hell did he get up there so fast,
donut: wow hes a speed demon
doc: thanks, i lettered in track, it was the least non agressive sport i could find.
Griff: track sucks.
Omally: you suck.
And now i will take my steel hostage, and disappear, never to be seen again. unless i want to be seen, and if i see you before you see me ...whatch out. mwamamaahahahahaha
Omally quotes:
Ill eat out your heart and crap out your soul.
you shall soon tast oblivion..which taste like red bull...which taste like crap.
Doc: i think we can resolve this non-violently.
Omally: i agree, but replace non, with EXTREMELY, and add blood fest extravaganza
i like griff. simmons is cool also...yep griff and simmons are cool. I liked it back in the beggining of season 1 when caboose wasnt a kindergardener(mentally) and donut was more of a raw recruit than a goofball.(although he does seem smart at times.) sarge is funny, but he has to work in conjunction with other characters. CPR to a bullet wound to the head. then the aloee vera jokes. then the funny stuff with "surrenders"
what do we get?
what your surrendering, the only thing your supoosed to get is humiliation and shame.
we already got that
doctors cure ppl, medics comfort them...while they die
mental note, never get shot
Killing church is really started to work out for us.
Wrong that wasnt simmons ghost, it was old man caboose,
thats right its me caboose, AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TO IF IT WASNT FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS
but i tied you up and poured concrete over the grave, just incase you became a zombie.
but you made one mistake...you left me my spoon.
Grande tanko
*sigh* i'll go get the spanish dictionary
i want you to go over to caboose's position, shore up the defense, establish a supressing fire, and hold that position until further orders.
i didnt know what half of that meant.
just go over to cabooses rock and shoot your gun.
*looks at rock, wall inbetween the 2 rocks is being carpeted with bullets*
that rock? no way.
ill give you cover.
unless yo build a huge bulet prove wall inbetween the reds, im not moving.
i keep the same amount of blood i have right now.
okay... wait does it have to be in you
-Son, did you just shoot yourself in the foot?
Yeah, I kinda do that sometimes now. I don't know why.
-I present to you: Fransisco Montehue Zanzibar! And this one right here is robot number two.
-Today seems like a good day to die!
Wait, can we move dying to a week from next Friday?
Yeah, lets leave dying as an open option and bring it up at our next meeting.
-Today seems like a good day to TELEPORT!
Good bye private Cinneman Buns! I will miss your buttery goodness!
Why don't you run over and help Kaboose?
I only help the wounded.
Blam! Ow!
Oh look, Kaboose's foot is hurt, you better go help him.
Fine.
I can't believe Church just shot me!
OH DON'T EVEN START KABOOSE!!
Okay, is there anything else wrong?
Well, sometimes I dream about my parents having sex and then I get really mad for some reason.
....................................Okay I'm just gonna start with the foot.
Just great stuff.
best episode is 33 inside caboose's head
simmons: oh no caboose has come to kill us
Griff: somebody help me i dont want to die
donut: i love caboose and yet i'm still afraid of him
sarge: arhhh i be having a southern accent arhh
donut: hes so scary
Real Church: okay i have to clear up some problems. First u are not cabooses best friend u dont have a best friend you know why u dont need one your church knowing other people just waters down the experience
Fake Church: blow me butt sniffer
Real Church: and caboose have u paid attention to our enemies at all
caboose: i beg your pardon
Real Church: first off that guys not yellow hes orange and sense when does red have a girl
donut: my favorite thing is pretty dresses
sarge: Arhh i got termites in me leg
Real Church: and that is not a southern accent. What is wrong with u people???