I'm putting this in my sig, and hopefully as my quote in halo 2.
I got a boner for murder.
I cant wait to find out how the new red vs blue is gonna be like.
i bet they hold off on season 3 until halo 2 comes out, so they can make the video's using halo 2 new engine, and updated graphics, + all the special features. i can see it now...all the gore, carnage , blood shed, and mexican robots to boot.
i wonder what its gonna be like
elites vs spartans?
or spartans vs spartans.
it would be pretty funny to see sarge double handing a weapon and holding off 7 elites all by himself.
AHHHHHHHHHH*BANG BANG BANG* DIE YOU ALIEN ASS*****
hell they can fly around in banshees in halo2, and i wonder if the old red vs blue characters are gonna be replaced?
if you have any ideas or htoughts on how halo 2 is going to make red vs blue better, plz post here.
(Sarge gets up)
<Sarge> Thank you very much, SImmons. That was highly skilled of ya.
<Simmons>Uh, that wasn't me, Sarge. It was Griff. He gave you CPR.
<Sarge>Griff...why in the HELL would you give CPR TO A BULLET WOUND IN THE HEAD? Doesn't make a lick of sense! Like, if I got shot in the foot, would you rub aloe vera on mah neck?
hm...i can beat that.
Church: alright mr.robot, if you fix tha tank then well let you go.
Lopez:In spanish* i have no home, the reds shoot at me.
Church:alright i'm gonna take that as a yes(cant remember rest)
Caboose:*wisper* I thought the plan was to trick the robot to fix the tank, and then church would possess him again?
Tucker: you dont tell the guy who your tricking what your doing caboose.
caboose😖o if oyu were tricking me..YOu WOLDNT TELL ME!!
Tucker:why would we trick you?
Caboose: i think you know why
....
Caboose: hurry up and fix the tank so I can talk to sheila..*omally voice* AND START KILLING EVERYONE
tucker:you mean the reds right?
Caboose:...FOR STARTERS.
Sarge:Alright Blues, we want yer flag-
Griff:You sure that's a good idea, Sarge? Last time we got their flag, some chick came by and raised six kinds of hell here.
Sarge:-to stay RIGHT were 'tis! Guard that flag!
Church😮oookay.
(Some time later, they're caught in a standoff, and i forget the rest)
Church: How about if we give you Doc here, if you go away, and admit that Red team sucks?
Sarge:Well...how 'bout if we admit ONE of us sucks?
Church😖ounds good to me.
(sometime later)
(Griff steps forward)
Griff:Alright everyone, I would just like to press the fact to everyone present that i suck.
Church:Go on.
Griff:And that I'm a girl.
Church: And?
Griff:And I like ribbons in my hair.
Church:What else?
Griff: And i want to kiss all the boys.
Sarge: We are giving you a chance to surrender.
Grif: There's no way this bluff is gonna work.
Sarge: Put a cork in it, bass diddy.There's positively no way they know we're outta ammo.
// cut to Blues //
Church: // aside to Blues // Yeah, they're definitely out of ammo.
Church: What are your terms?
Tucker: Their what?
// Reds //
Grif: Our what?
Simmons: I can't believe this is actually working. See if you can get Lopez back, Sarge.
Grif: Oh yeah! 'Cause then he can fix the warthog.
Donut: Ooh! Ooh! Sarge, tell them we want the flag.
Grif: Yeah! And some cake!
Donut: Ooh... wai-wait! Sarge, just the cake.
Sarge: Alright, Blues... First off, we want your flag-
Simmons: W-wai-wait just a second. The last time we got the flag, the chick in the black armor showed up.
Sarge: -to stay right where it is. Keep the flag. But we do want our mechanized droid guy back.
// cut to Church //
Church: Uh oh.
// Sarge //
Sarge: You may know him as Señor El Roboto.
// Blues //
Tucker: Well Church, what's it gonna be?
Church: Chingado, No way. I'm not givin' back my body. I just got this thing.
Sarge: And don't think you can keep his nuts, ... bolts, or other mechanical parts.
Church: Um, uh, he's not here anymore.
Tucker: Yeah, he left. He was all like, "Sayonara!" and then he just took off.
Church: That's not spanish you idiot. That's french.
Church: Let's try this... Hey Reds! How 'bout a medic? Would you take a medic as a hostage?
Doc: A hostage? But I'm supposed to go over there.
// back to Reds //
Simmons: Eh, that sounds pretty good to me.
Grif: I don't know. I think we could hold out for more.
Simmons: We don't have any bullets, dumbass.
Grif: Oh, right. Take the medic. The medic's a good deal.
// Blues //
Church: Hey Doc, how's the patient.
Doc: Doin' well. He seems very alert and responsive.
Tucker: He's talkin' about Caboose, right?
Church: No, I mean his toe. How's the toe I shot?
Doc: What? That thing? That fell off like half an hour ago.
Caboose: // whimpering // Rest in peace, pinky toe.
Caboose: // deep voice // You shall be avenged.
Doc: -sigh- Tell you what, go ahead and send me over. I really don't think I can be any more help.
Church: Ok. We're gonna send over our medic. Now, what do we get?
// Reds //
Simmons: You?! You're surrendering. You don't get anything except humiliation and ridicule.
// Blues //
Tucker: We've already got that. What else do you have?
// Reds //
Sarge: What do you want?
// Blues //
Church: How 'bout if you admit that the Red team sucks?
// Reds //
Simmons: // whispering to Sarge // Hey what about the ... // trails off //
Sarge: What if we admit that one of us sucks?
Grif: Nice. Wait... you mean Donut, right?
// two hours later //
Church: Ok then. We agree to the terms? You first, and then we send over the medic.
Sarge: Get on with it, Grif.
Grif: -heavy sigh- I would just like to let everyone know - that I suck.
Church: And...?
Grif: And that I'm a girl.
Church: What else?
Grif: And I like ribbons in my hair. And I want to kiss all the boys.
Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time.
Simmons: Ok, is that good enough?
Church: Yeah. Alright, go ahead Doc.
// Doc runs over to Reds //
Grif: Man, I really hope you're worth this.
Doc: Can I ask you a question? Do they put something in the water here?
Grif: Water? We ran out of water 6 months ago.
Doc: No water? Then what do you drink?
Grif: Uh, you know? Ketchup, uh, soy sauce ... gravy. The usual.
Sarge: I only drink the blood of my enemies. And occasionally a strawberry Yoohoo, or sasparilla... grenadine straight from the can - delicious! mm-mmm. Oh, occasionally, I do enjoy a Sex on the Beach... or a Piña Colada. // sings // If you like Piña Colada... <grunts> gettin caught in the rain<grunts> if your not in to yoga <grunts> Griff just has half a brain