A Realistic "What Hurts More" Thread

Taken from one of the last episodes of Friends: Does getting hit in the balls hurt more, or going through labor? The previous "Balls or Boobs" threads are outrageously blown out of proportion; since balls is the quite obvious answer. If anyone wants to discuss that, go to the appropriate threads to do so; this is a new poll.

labour 😐

It seems quite obvious
and labour lasts longer anyway

duh! probably labor....I mean you get hit in the balls and it hurts for like what five mins at the most...labor last hour sometimes days. and your poping a baby out. Its a living thing...so obviously its labor.

JKozzy! 😆 leave it to you to come up with this! LOL

and the correct answer is labor.....I highly dount that the pain from getting hit below the belt lasts 8-12 hours...the way my labors did. 😖

I don't know whether to be offended or to laugh.. I think I'll laugh 😂 😛

Not having to go through with it, I still think it's labor. That would just plain suck, having such a large object just come out... *drones on*

Labor wins, hands down.

Originally posted by JKozzy
I don't know whether to be offended or to laugh.. I think I'll laugh 😂 😛

laugh you silly guy! I was being nice 😉

Actually...with the comparison of balls vs labor now, I say Labor, it's 5 minute pain, versus however many hours is normal for a woman, I believe my aunt just went through 12 or 17 for my new cousin, I forget, but I say labor.

Unless you get kicked in the balls 24/7, then that would be worse 😖mart:

Originally posted by JKozzy
Unless you get kicked in the balls 24/7, then that would be worse 😖mart:

JK HONESTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😠 😘

That would be pretty bad.

Actually, if that was going to happen to me, I'd either just kill myself, or cut it off and let myself bleed to death. 😛

just say the baby was really small, and the guy got hit by a MASSIVE GOLDEN MALLET... what then? 😕

OH THAT'S IT DAVE! *runs and jumps off a cliff falling to own suicide*

again , i dont have balls so i dont know what that feels like . but as a woman who has giving birth 4 times , i can guess it would be labor . try passing something on average 8lbs threw a small opening that has to stretch to let it happen . not to metion recovery for up to 6 weeks afterward .

labor would

I would go for labor actually 😖

*proceeds to smash skull into cement wall* LABOR OKAY LABOR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET IT END! crybabycrybabycrybabycrybabycrybabycrybaby *slides down wall holding balls and not saying a word*

😂