Originally posted by shellie
or unless you were my brother in law . dont know if you want to know but im gonna share anyways .he was in the army and was playing soccer . well of coarse he got kicked in the balls and was hurting terribly ..........
as if thats not bad enough , a few days later he had to jump from an airplain . his parachute straps cought him wrong and when it opened and jerked up it pushed one testicle up out of his sack and the other one exploded .
sergury needed right away of coarse .
and now he bats w/ one ball , not two .
*face becomes a ghostly white and starts to sway back and forth before collapsing unconcious through table nearby*