*** Wal-mart ***

welcome Wal-Mart shoppers.

nice to see you come in bunches, Blue & White colloar workers..welcome to your very own establishment. the first to hit the NET since E-BAY...BREAKING NEW GROUNDS, paving the industrial road with leap and bounds..unlimited are we as we cyber shop.

we have it all..

Beer, Grociries, Beaver Mags, Pistol and Ammo, gambling tics, Clocks, Battaries, Panties, G-Strings, Rubbers, Chewing Gum, Clothes, Candy, Toys, DVDs, Tools, Automobile Parts, and Pimple Removers.

who's up for shoplifting?

who's up for blowing up a wal-mart? 👿

🙁

now when a Wal-Mart has shown up in the kmc furoms , ive seen it all . 😐

my chained RANCOR that sits near the exits will deal with the petty thieves...

BEWARE....Y'all....A'ight...

what can i say, KMC is crowed with brothals and Liquor establishments, and frankly, KMC has no Compitition, NO JC PENNY, Target, Best Buy, or K-MART...and the grand opening is only the beginning. i will hire the ghetto youth of america...no..wait...THE WORLD....

I'm the CEO, the BIG Cahuna, the DON, the Card dealer...Ya HEARD ME.

EVERYDAY LOW PRICES, a tab for the single parent females...

*loots the DVD section*

come on soap suds...bring you jolly bum in here...the uniform colors are
now a:

black vest with a red under shirt, the slacks are Cargo jeans with a blackish blue color to it.

the visor we wear will have this smiley on it: 😄

come pick a application, remember we are discriminate against Homos' and Hobos', and have to pass a drug test.

Originally posted by WindDancer
*loots the DVD section*

*joins and loots the videogame section*

* a strange goon dressed in a black outfit loads a BUCK SHOT, SHOT GUN, aims it at a row of colored teddy bears, ....COCKS the Hammer and...KAABOOM!...flakes of cotten scatter the floor and float through out the aisle...*

*intercome comes on, a ROBOT voice specks*

"WE HAVE A 211 in AISLE 34, a code 12 in progress"

*Runs to cd section and is knocked down and restrained by security* I WANT ADAM SANDLER'S CD LET ME THROUGH YOU BIG ****!!!!!!

*stuffs a shelf full of goodies under shirt* innocent

😠 *Grabs tazer and sticks it in security guard's face as he falls back into a shelf of goodies knocking it down, runs to the cd section, grabs album and makes a run for it*

Originally posted by JToTheP
*Runs to cd section and is knocked down and restrained by security* I WANT ADAM SANDLER'S CD LET ME THROUGH YOU BIG ****!!!!!!

Security? Wal-Marts has no security

Originally posted by Agent Elrond
Security? Wal-Marts has no security

this one does, especially cuz WE'RE HERE!!!!! 😄 😄 😄 *runs through store knocking down old ladies and rushes for door*

*Manager Kent runs down the aisle with a billy club and a fist full of red kanante chili powder. looking for the cyber GOONS, who have made this wonderful establishment a chaotic mess? who is the head lug nut who drove this ass cheering mayhem? well, i'm gonna find him and bat his balls with this LOUISVILLe Slugger bat*

" YOU BASTARDS, GET, GET!! move it on out to the brothals!"

*Runs out of store screaming of victory, runs to car, gets in, opens cd and takes out cd as it cracked in half* GOD WHY DO YOU HATE ME!? 😠 crybaby *smashes face into steering wheel*

*stuffs shopping cart full of game systems and games and movies and runs like hell outa there*

*Walks back into store with head down and runs down the aisles screaming and is crashed into and thrown into a shelf knocking all the stuff down by AE* OWWWWWIE!!!!!!! 🤪