*** Wal-mart ***

*sees the crying face of Jto the P, slowly creeps up and smashes the driver seat window, J2DaP screams and tries to reverse, but is to late as i reach in and pull his tall, lanky ass out, slamming him and dragging him back to my office. yells at J2DaP*

" yeah, you tall twerp, you ganna pay for that old lady and her hospitial bill, she had a damn stroke, the right side of her faces is paralyzed, she looks like that scene from A.I., when Osmen tries to eat his veggies."

*Grabs out huge can of mace and sprays it into Kent's eyes blinding him and making him scream in agony, shoves him over his desk as it flips over and breaks in half, runs out of the office and throws cashiers out of the way and steals cash registers and throws one at AE knocking him in the side of the head as his cart of game systems games and movies flips over and spews all over, runs into the back of the store screaming*

" tall bastard."

*gets up, and runs after him, shouting, " STOP THAT MOTHER BUCKER, HE IS A DAMN ASSALIANT, AND HE HIT ME!!" stops and picks up a baseball and throws it to the back of his skull, knocking him over, as J2DaP slides in to a rack full of PANTIES.*

:wacko* HEY! I FEEL RIGHT AT HOME NOW BEING A PIMP AND ALL! 🤪 *stares at panties and thongs all over*

*talks in a high tone*

"boy, why you sucking on 'em granny thongs? you one sick pimp, who now walks with a limp, you tall gimp."

Gimp? *pulls self up and throws rack of granny thongs at kent and runs off and hides in the men's clothing department inside the winter coats while reaching in pocket for something* 😖hifty:

*next to that coat hangs the pulled down shorts of a 10 year old fat boy with big eyes, who is right next to J2daP, unaware is J2dap, as the litttle fat boy with big eyes spanks on top of a Jessica Simpson thong..*

*Slashes fat kid slicing off some fat and runs away screaming and sprays can of roach killer into Kent's eyes before running and grabbing some games and movies and making a run for it, jumping over the registers*

*out the door j2dap runs, a free thief with a limp is free...until..until..my returning RANCOR from afternoon lunch break sees the thief know as j2dap, the rancor sreams loud enough. as it out sounds the own screams from j2dap, the rancor reaches down at the terrified victim, picks him up and revels a similiar set of razor spikes, for teeth. it's claws poke the belly of j2dap, and enlarges the circle by moving his other claw in the oppisote direction, tearing him apart. pools and gallons of blood splash on the street.*

*dies with 😱 look on face*

" thanks for shopping at WAL-MART..."

*slides both of his torso and pelvis into the gutter, wash em bad boys away. send em where thay all float.*

Stupid region 3 DVD's! They don't work on my DVD player! 😠

*sneaks into the electronics section and steals a multi-region DVD player*

Rents a helicpoter and lands on the roof sodding a hole above the bank of america / walmart .... muhahahaha!!!!!

Originally posted by yerssot
who's up for shoplifting?

*raises hand* 😖hifty: 🥷

' hey, bro, you too late, they knocked this place out faster than a lennox lewis hay maker....just..poof...gone.....them bastards stole and ran down this store. now as you can see, its a homeless shelter, where them crackers smoke amber poison, and where blow jobs are a given...now see to it that you use a clean towel, damn those STDs'."

I want a smilie face sticker

" you can have this visor, they left that one behind."

i didnt no ppl were this upsessed with wal-mart

its everywhere, i bet under that maple tree, where you sit, is where the first center-blocks will be laid, just to build the next WAL-MART.

Originally posted by Clark_Kent
its everywhere, i bet under that maple tree, where you sit, is where the first center-blocks will be laid, just to build the next WAL-MART.

who sed i was sitting? wut if im standing.....on my head? 🙄